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Nate Riley
@nvriley.bsky.social
Dolphin Dad loving life!
Dear baby Jesus,

This holiday season, please grant me the strength not to care about Dolphins football until 2027. Please lord save me from the temptation of watching a second of this Tua led trash in 2026.

🙏
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This final drive here is pretty emblematic of the Dolphins entire season. Just too little too late too slow.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The worst part about defending Tua with all these advanced stats for 5 years is that illiterate morons who only half watch the games while doomscrolling and drinking 10 miller lights had better insight than the rest of us that watched, rewatched, and deep dived stats. The nerds lose again.
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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🚨 BREAKING:

Republicans are lashing out at the creators of this new ad.

They're TERRIFIED.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as pedophile-protectors.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
August 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@myspacemegan.bsky.social the oughts really were the best time for music and television and politics
June 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If the Lakers are worth $10B then about 10 teams in the NFL are worth ✨ at least ✨ that much.
June 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Bob Costas nailed it. 🎯
June 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
so they demanded Rodgers stop making the team look bad and that he do what all the other players have to do? MADNESS
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Chiefs can mount a comeback but only if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Vic Fangio for MVP. Make it happen nfl.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Chiefs will not be back here for awhile. 3 consecutive playoffs is nearly an extra season. This OL will not get fixed in one season. Gonna lose some coaches. I’d short Chiefs for a few seasons.
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Who has a better shot at a comeback Drake or Mahomes? 🪦 #ChiefsKingdomAbdicated
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The only person more cooked than the Chiefs is Aubrey. 😬 🧊
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If the Red States won’t let us have Kamala, we are taking their country award and giving it to Beyoncé. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Grammys are the best award show and it’s not particularly close. Where do you get your favorite artists collaborating to make new music, jokes, entertainment news, and TAYLOR SWIFT every single year?!?
February 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social bro you ok? Whatever you got going on, it’ll get better, I promise ❤️‍🩹
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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NEW — OMB temporarily pauses all agency grants and loans programs.

Per copy of memo: "The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve."
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Tracy Wolfson actually asked a question! The sideline reporters usually just get fluff but she asked about the 4th and 1 from the KC40. 😎 👏🏼 #ChiefsKingdom
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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[Don Jr breathlessly rushes in, dusted like a powdered donut] “hey we’re just talking about coffee right”
BREAKING: Trump orders 25% tariffs on all goods from Colombia after 2 deportation flights were rejected
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
First turnover in months for the Chiefs!

Great producing there with the RHCP 🎶 give it away 🎶 #BillsMafia
January 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM