New Yorkers be like: "Yeah, it's only $2000. It's small though and the toilet is in Louisiana."
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
New Yorkers be like: "Yeah, it's only $2000. It's small though and the toilet is in Louisiana."
My colleague just proposed a traffic light system for quality management.
The colors were "dark red", "red" and "light red".
The colors were "dark red", "red" and "light red".
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My colleague just proposed a traffic light system for quality management.
The colors were "dark red", "red" and "light red".
The colors were "dark red", "red" and "light red".
Bad news be like: Economic colapse, invasion, starvation, pandemic
Good news be like: Dog got adopted has good live with new owners
Good news be like: Dog got adopted has good live with new owners
August 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bad news be like: Economic colapse, invasion, starvation, pandemic
Good news be like: Dog got adopted has good live with new owners
Good news be like: Dog got adopted has good live with new owners
I had a dream that VLC Player of all things had unskippable ads all of a sudden. Not only that but you also couldn't minimize the window while the app was playing.
August 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I had a dream that VLC Player of all things had unskippable ads all of a sudden. Not only that but you also couldn't minimize the window while the app was playing.
I spy with my little eye something that fills me with dread.
August 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I spy with my little eye something that fills me with dread.
"Oh B'Elanna, that's your Klingon blood speaking", "Excuse B'Elanna's outburst, she is half Klingon", "You're Klingon, it's not your fault"...
Yeah? Maybe B'Elanna is just a bitch? Maybe that's it.
Yeah? Maybe B'Elanna is just a bitch? Maybe that's it.
August 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Oh B'Elanna, that's your Klingon blood speaking", "Excuse B'Elanna's outburst, she is half Klingon", "You're Klingon, it's not your fault"...
Yeah? Maybe B'Elanna is just a bitch? Maybe that's it.
Yeah? Maybe B'Elanna is just a bitch? Maybe that's it.
"Do you know something..."
- 6 year-olds before telling you the most incomprehensible made-up nonsense you've heard in your life
- 6 year-olds before telling you the most incomprehensible made-up nonsense you've heard in your life
August 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Do you know something..."
- 6 year-olds before telling you the most incomprehensible made-up nonsense you've heard in your life
- 6 year-olds before telling you the most incomprehensible made-up nonsense you've heard in your life
The name "Einstein" has become a word of its own. "Okay, Einstein", "The Einstein of neuro-chemistry", "An Eistein-level intellect"...
What if he had been Polish?
"Okay, Brzęczyszczykiewicz!"
What if he had been Polish?
"Okay, Brzęczyszczykiewicz!"
July 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The name "Einstein" has become a word of its own. "Okay, Einstein", "The Einstein of neuro-chemistry", "An Eistein-level intellect"...
What if he had been Polish?
"Okay, Brzęczyszczykiewicz!"
What if he had been Polish?
"Okay, Brzęczyszczykiewicz!"
"Gorillas are not monkeys they're apes."
Is like saying:
"Cats are not mammals they're felines."
Is like saying:
"Cats are not mammals they're felines."
May 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Gorillas are not monkeys they're apes."
Is like saying:
"Cats are not mammals they're felines."
Is like saying:
"Cats are not mammals they're felines."
Million dollar idea:
A "Reverse Columbo" - there's been a murder, but you DON'T know who's done it!
This will revolutionize the crime genre!
#Columbo
A "Reverse Columbo" - there's been a murder, but you DON'T know who's done it!
This will revolutionize the crime genre!
#Columbo
April 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Million dollar idea:
A "Reverse Columbo" - there's been a murder, but you DON'T know who's done it!
This will revolutionize the crime genre!
#Columbo
A "Reverse Columbo" - there's been a murder, but you DON'T know who's done it!
This will revolutionize the crime genre!
#Columbo
GERMAN POST ABOUT GERMAN LANGUAGE
Im Deutschen gibt es ja keine saubere Übersetzung für "eldritch", am ehesten "gruselig" oder "unheimlich" aber das hat nicht das gleiche Gewicht.
Ich würde "entrisch" vorschlagen. Ein altertümliches Wort mit ähnlichem Klang und ähnlicher Bedeutung:
Im Deutschen gibt es ja keine saubere Übersetzung für "eldritch", am ehesten "gruselig" oder "unheimlich" aber das hat nicht das gleiche Gewicht.
Ich würde "entrisch" vorschlagen. Ein altertümliches Wort mit ähnlichem Klang und ähnlicher Bedeutung:
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
GERMAN POST ABOUT GERMAN LANGUAGE
Im Deutschen gibt es ja keine saubere Übersetzung für "eldritch", am ehesten "gruselig" oder "unheimlich" aber das hat nicht das gleiche Gewicht.
Ich würde "entrisch" vorschlagen. Ein altertümliches Wort mit ähnlichem Klang und ähnlicher Bedeutung:
Im Deutschen gibt es ja keine saubere Übersetzung für "eldritch", am ehesten "gruselig" oder "unheimlich" aber das hat nicht das gleiche Gewicht.
Ich würde "entrisch" vorschlagen. Ein altertümliches Wort mit ähnlichem Klang und ähnlicher Bedeutung:
There is a way of being so polite it's rude.
March 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There is a way of being so polite it's rude.
So I'm in the hospital, and I noticed the gowns are buttoned like blouses, not like shirts, so if you find yourself in a situation where you need to win a swordfight against an army of hospital patients use that fact to your advantage.
March 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So I'm in the hospital, and I noticed the gowns are buttoned like blouses, not like shirts, so if you find yourself in a situation where you need to win a swordfight against an army of hospital patients use that fact to your advantage.
The kids while I'm trying to sleep.
a woman is spinning a hula hoop on a stage .
Alt: a woman is spinning in a cyr wheel on a stage .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The kids while I'm trying to sleep.
Sorry babe, I got mixed up and got you zero bottles of coke one instead.
February 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sorry babe, I got mixed up and got you zero bottles of coke one instead.
Reposted by Nucyon
Fire sort of sounds like fantasy. It glows, it kills and destroys things and creatures, but it can be nullified by it's opposite and wise men try to harness its power for good yet also it ends up used as a weapon... yeah sure, sounds real.
February 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Fire sort of sounds like fantasy. It glows, it kills and destroys things and creatures, but it can be nullified by it's opposite and wise men try to harness its power for good yet also it ends up used as a weapon... yeah sure, sounds real.
Vegan mince is by far the best imitation in terms of taste and texture, particularly if you soak it in pig blood first.
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Vegan mince is by far the best imitation in terms of taste and texture, particularly if you soak it in pig blood first.
Reposted by Nucyon
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
Something interesting about the Borg is that being a collective turns them evil.
Like people are just people before being assimilated, some good, some bad - the collective of all of them is pretty staunchly evil.
Perhaps a dig at the Soviets, it was the 90s after all, but still thought provoking.
Like people are just people before being assimilated, some good, some bad - the collective of all of them is pretty staunchly evil.
Perhaps a dig at the Soviets, it was the 90s after all, but still thought provoking.
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Something interesting about the Borg is that being a collective turns them evil.
Like people are just people before being assimilated, some good, some bad - the collective of all of them is pretty staunchly evil.
Perhaps a dig at the Soviets, it was the 90s after all, but still thought provoking.
Like people are just people before being assimilated, some good, some bad - the collective of all of them is pretty staunchly evil.
Perhaps a dig at the Soviets, it was the 90s after all, but still thought provoking.
#TrueCrime is only ever murder, horrific murder, or extra horrific murder. Why so dark? Where are the heists? The scams? The prison breaks?
The 2003 Antwerp diamond heist was literal Ocean's 11 shit. And they didn't kill anyone, make a video about that!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerp...
The 2003 Antwerp diamond heist was literal Ocean's 11 shit. And they didn't kill anyone, make a video about that!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerp...
Antwerp diamond heist - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
#TrueCrime is only ever murder, horrific murder, or extra horrific murder. Why so dark? Where are the heists? The scams? The prison breaks?
The 2003 Antwerp diamond heist was literal Ocean's 11 shit. And they didn't kill anyone, make a video about that!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerp...
The 2003 Antwerp diamond heist was literal Ocean's 11 shit. And they didn't kill anyone, make a video about that!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerp...
Are you creative? Can you neither draw, nor code and could never write a full book?
Write an adventure for a ttRPG! It is the hobbyists medium.
Nowhere else can you create your own world, characters and story as easily.
It is THE hobbyists medium.
Write an adventure for a ttRPG! It is the hobbyists medium.
Nowhere else can you create your own world, characters and story as easily.
It is THE hobbyists medium.
January 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Are you creative? Can you neither draw, nor code and could never write a full book?
Write an adventure for a ttRPG! It is the hobbyists medium.
Nowhere else can you create your own world, characters and story as easily.
It is THE hobbyists medium.
Write an adventure for a ttRPG! It is the hobbyists medium.
Nowhere else can you create your own world, characters and story as easily.
It is THE hobbyists medium.
Every story about beauty being in the eye of the beholder ends with the "ugly duckling" being hot either through a makeover, magic or just ... the duckling growing up into a swan.
Except Shrek.
Shrek meant it.
#Shrek
Except Shrek.
Shrek meant it.
#Shrek
January 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Every story about beauty being in the eye of the beholder ends with the "ugly duckling" being hot either through a makeover, magic or just ... the duckling growing up into a swan.
Except Shrek.
Shrek meant it.
#Shrek
Except Shrek.
Shrek meant it.
#Shrek