If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

took my mom to one gay bar and she just said “Padam” instead of goodbye

I should've kept my mouth shut when I found the genie lamp. Instead I got my two roommates involved. So the genie decided we all got a single wish.

I did what any insecure gay dude would do. I wished I was hot and jacked as fuck.

Actually, I wished all three of us were. Share the love, right?

"THROAT Addictor Disease?" panted Sam, staring up at his neighbor. "You're kidding, right?"

"I wish. But my dick came up positive with Throat Addictor antibodies on the home-kit test," growled Sam's neighbor as he towered over him, hefting his thick meat in his hands. "And bro... it's incurable."

I will no longer be posting on Twitter.

wait, why did six random strangers just Like my first post

Hello good evening this is my first post on Bluesky