Misogyny runs so deep and starts so early.

guys always assume that sending nudes is what grabs a gal’s attention, when what really grabs their attention is the patronage of the esteemed lady Catherine de Bourgh.

This isn’t the most eloquent way to express it, but thank fuck for the arts

Thank fuck for books
Thank fuck for drawing and painting
Thank fuck for movies
Thank fuck for video games

Thank fuck for all the creatives out there who will help us cope the next 4 years whether by escapism or a rally cry

the five love languages are cats, cakes, a stately manor home in the English countryside, teaming up to catch the murderer and putting down my book so I can talk to you.

instead of writing “sorry for the delayed response” say “darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time,” it’s more exciting and suggests that you recently had a rumble with a Balrog of Morgoth.