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In under 5 years, someone will skeet "Bluesky is a dating app" with a picture of their fiancé.
#IMAX need to figure the seats out. This is not working for me.
July 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So is measles just like fully back now? Timing could better, I must say.
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Never seen Elizabeth Warren on CNBC this much. China is tweeting Ronald Reagan videos. Up is down.
April 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Suzuka here we go. It's RAWE CEEK #F1
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BTW, it's race week!!! #F1
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's RAWE CEEK #F1
March 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I loudly uttered, "I can't wait to do spring cleaning" and I'm officially eligible for AARP.
March 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sitting at a Navy Fed and the first commercial I see is a USAA one.
February 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@bencarlson007.bsky.social Your post about your brother was very touching 💖. I'm sorry for your loss 💔, he sounds like a wonderful person 🦸.
February 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This man isn't even back for a month and inflation is already heading in the wrong direction...
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That shit was cool AF #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Has the Russian invasion of Ukraine ended yet? I was promised day 1.
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The current yield curve is aesthetically pleasing
January 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
South Korea is going through it right now, huh?
January 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
What the fuck is he talking about???
January 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Man, you buy one item 8 months ago and all these merchants act like you are best friends... Email after email!!! "Hey bestie, check these things out. I chose them specifically for you"
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Chart crime #AnimalSpirits
Trump fixed the economy without even taking office

open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Who the fuck elected Elon Musk??? Oh wait, no one! So why is he running my fucking country????
December 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Living up to its name like jo other.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 13
After a steep monthslong trek, the Perseverance rover has reached the top of Jezero Crater on Mars.

The site is a region unlike anything Perseverance has encountered during its 3 ½-year journey on the red planet.
Perseverance rover prepares to investigate the mysterious early history of Mars | CNN
After acing a steep monthslong climb up the rim of Jezero Crater, the Perseverance rover is about to see a part of the red planet unlike anything it has encountered.
www.cnn.com
December 13, 2024 at 1:41 AM
There's no feeling than getting into a new course and learning so much new stuff. What a high.
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
What is it about the fact that when it gets cold outside I just want to watch the cheesiest Christmas romcoms...
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Laws you said? What are those?
Is it legal to lie to the SEC?
In securities filings, Trump Media strangely claims it doesn't track the number of active users. That's like a TV network not tracking viewers.

But @ProPublica.org found that the Truth Social company DOES track these numbers — and the active user count is a tiny fraction of its competitors’.
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Skeeting this for the future.

In under 5 years, someone will skeet "Bluesky is a dating app" with a picture of their fiancé.
December 10, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Who decided that fragrance commercials should look like that?
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
H&R Block, please wait until after Christmas, at the very least, before you start hitting me up.
December 7, 2024 at 3:03 PM