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Still thinking about how they gave Death from Last Wish a set of Legally Distinct Burial Blades
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wild that El-P featured on a sludge rock track from Pigsx7 [Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs]
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I feel like they should have kept the ugly sonic design. It would have hurt but we would have come out the other side exponentially stronger
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
They called me a Reply Guy and said i wasn't Online.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Somehow got a scratch on my phone. No idea how but whatever it was much have been pretty fucki g hard. These new screens are nearly impossible to scratch
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I received a request to post this here #slurmcore
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The remix EP for Closer is like 1000x better than Closer
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Please, I beg you scientists. Please make Three Hour Nap Juice
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
They should make a drink like coffee but instead of giving you energy it should make you feel like you just had a 3 hour nap
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
At the point in my life where if I dont take a nap before work I feel like i really should have and if I do take a nap before work I feel like i shouldn't have
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I haven't seen Zootopia 2 but why the FUCK would you name someone Pawbert. That's like being named Footward or something
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That cliffhanger in Plurb1us is gonna kill me
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When I was a kid I thought slipping on a banana peel comically fast only happened in cartoons so I stepped on a banana peel and immediately slammed my head on the floor.
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Its kinda wild that you can buy a 75 inch 4k tv for less than 500 dollars
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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coyote
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Yeah, Digimon Beatbreak. I agree, fuck school
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
YOU LEAVE THOSE BEAUTIFUL COYOTES ALONE CAROL
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM