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@notyour.dog
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butch lesbian trans woman

fuck "ai". I wanna see art by people.

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notyour.dog
You Are No Longer A Body...

Pastel, paper; 18x24; 2018
A piece of paper with red pastel writing repeating the same phrase over and over and over getting blurrier as it goes until it's completely incomprehensible. That phrase is "you are no longer the idea of a body but a body".
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
notyour.dog
Triple bingo 😅
Bottom Bingo The board is filled in and there are three different bingos: 1. Clingy, Makes typos a lot, sensitive, loves animals, *cuddle* *snuggle* 2. Tries their best to help others, can't make decisions, free space, loves animals, texts back really fast 3. Keysmashes, thinks you did something wrong when you didn't, soft(tm), loves animals, can't make eye contact
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
notyour.dog
consider:
Proposal: The Friend Building (the building in which we all live together) (because we're friends) A picture of a five-story apartment building with people of various vivid colors like pink and green and blue each living in their own room. On the top floor there is a pool that is labeled "video game pool (pool of video games)" and there is an additional caption that reads "each room has its own kitchen".
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
notyour.dog
The @linux Twitter account posting "When I kill God I will find the spigot from which he meters out grace and smash it permanently open"
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
notyour.dog
without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date you?
A Tumblr post of a a hot glue gun leaking a small amount of clear hot glue with the caption "Everything remind me of her"
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
notyour.dog
what is this graphic trying to say???
An image of a slipper-sneaker hybrid with a spray/cloud coming out of the toe area. It's titled "DELICATELY and FINELY" captioned "making it warm, cozy and durable" and there are icons for "COSY" (a foot), "DURABLE" (a pair of gears with up arrows), and "LIGHTWEIGHT" (with a leaf).
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
notyour.dog
that's not what's important though. what's important is that the sapient shelf is a hot muscle lady who is really sweet and pretty and hot 🤤
Shelley, the sentient shelf character from Date Everything, saying "It's my JOB to hold your stuff up with my amazing muscles!!!" She's wearing a baseball cap with a small decorative cactus resting on the brim, a crop top / sports bra with trophies on it, a red/white sports jacket with patches that are arranged to look like items on shelves, and tight gym shorts that depict rows of books on shelves.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
notyour.dog
I was curious what they looked like, searched a little, and found this gem.
A caption and a picture of a hoodie. The caption's title reads "More detail for Official Hitsuji Actionable Threat Painting t-shirt" The caption reads "Featuring a striking design, the shirt prominently displays a wolf’s piercing gaze, symbolizing the relentless nature of cyber threats. The wolf’s sharp teeth and bared lips convey the urgency and severity of the threat landscape, urging us to remain vigilant. The shirt’s text, “Actionable Threat Painting,” further emphasizes the need for proactive measures in safeguarding against cyberattacks." The hoodie pictured does not have the mentioned text or depict the mentioned wolf. The caption is therefore completely inaccurate and probably LLM-generated.
September 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
notyour.dog
made a new version of the Chicken of Executive Function! this time, the ability is an ETB and it has 'miracle {0}' so it's free but you can only cast it using miracle 😋. Felt like a fun gimmick to add and also if we think of it showing up on your timeline as drawing, it all kinda works!
A Magic the Gathering card titled "Chicken of Executive Function". It is a "Legendary Creature - Bird" and has no mana cost, which means it cannot be casted normally. It has the ability "Miracle {0}" with rules helper text "You may cast this card for free when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn". IT also has the ability "Dispel Malaise - When this creature enters, you are granted executive function for one turn". The flavor text reads "You have been visited by the chicken of executive function. Stop scrolling and do one things you've been putting off." The card art is of a red junglefowl, the wild ancestor of the chicken (it's very pretty) and the artist credit is to Jason Thompson. The card is a reference and update to a previous meme card of the same name.
June 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
notyour.dog
A tumblr thread. First a user posts "trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean" then another user replies with an image of a graffiti mural of the airplane survivorship bias diagram from WW2 over a trans flag but where the red dots are messier and bleed together and drip like blood. In the original figure, red dots indicate damage that aircraft received. One might assume that these are the places you should reinforce but what they realized was that these are actually the places where a plane can take damage and still survive. The un-marked places, namely the engines, cockpit, and tail, are places that if damaged the plane will die. So we may observe a lot of hyper-competent trans people, but that's because the ones that aren't don't necessarily make it or aren't safe enough to be visible.
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
notyour.dog
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
A girl with short hair who is very cute, clearly sick, and pretending not to be saying "oh, me?" and "I'm totally fine and healthy". another girl facing towards her thinks "you're lying!"
June 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
notyour.dog
some of us literally take it as a motto
An image from The Brown Daily Herald showing a Food Not Bombs chapter set up with tables of free food.
April 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
notyour.dog
goes to the undying lands... dies
Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
notyour.dog
a dog looking up to its master with the words "All I want is to be seen as worthy in your eyes for my devotion to be rewarded with unconditional love"
January 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
notyour.dog
a four panel comic. the lungs saying "I breathe air for you", the heart saying "I pump blood for you", the liver saying "I filter waste for you", and the brain saying "FROTTING PLEASE".
January 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
notyour.dog
when you download an ISO standard pdf from your company's internal wiki and it says "Single user license only, copying and networking prohibited."
a meme where Lisa Simpson is standing in front of a doorway. in front of her but not actually blocking her entry is a sign that reads "Single user license only, no copying" and "OR NOT I'M A SIGN, NOT A COP"
December 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
notyour.dog
a meme with two rows. in the first, a girl with sunglasses and a bow in her hair is frowning and has her hand out in a "no" or "stop" gesture and the text reads "an ounce of prevention". in the second, the same girl is doing finger guns and smiling and the text reads "a pound of cure".
December 20, 2024 at 4:39 AM
notyour.dog
the unhinged questions continue
A screenshot of the "Answer Questions" tab of the OkCupid app where you answer multiple choice questions to provide info that helps with matching. The question on the screen is "Using artificial intelligence on your profile photos: with the answer choices "Turn-on", "Turn-off", and "I don't know"available.
December 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM
notyour.dog
lmao this is a real question OkCupid asks
A screenshot of the "Answer Questions" tab of the OkCupid app where you answer multiple choice questions to provide info that helps with matching. The question on the screen is "Are you interested in having a relationship that exists exclusively in the metaverse?" with the answer choices yes, depends, and maybe available.
December 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
notyour.dog
your hands go here and here
*points at hips*
my very soft girl tummy and thighs. my legs are crossed and a little bit of bush is peeking out but you can't see any more.
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
notyour.dog
Rows of white and gold automata from Arcane Season 2
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
notyour.dog
uhhhhh, do yall like cute tgirl tiddies?
cute girl in a black dress with a gold necklace. her shoulders and some cleavage are showing but not her face. cute tgirl boobs framed the top of a black dress and its straps which have been pulled down to reveal them
December 3, 2024 at 4:48 PM
notyour.dog
Maslow's hierarchy of memes (9/9)
The maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid but it's scribbled over in purple and says "Clay Loam" in reference to the soil triangle.
November 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
notyour.dog
Maslow's hierarchy of memes (8/9)
There are three layers of the image 1. the soil texture triangle, which represents possible combinations of percentages of clay, silt, and sand in soil 2. 4 colored layers that are meant to evoke the maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid 3. all of those colors mostly covered with pink and the text "forehead kisses from a oh shit wrong triangle"
November 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
notyour.dog
Maslow's hierarchy of memes (7/9)
The maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid but it's scribbled over in blue and says "Making my weird little noises".
November 27, 2024 at 9:30 PM