I gave myself such anxiety that I scrapped an entire project. Sometimes that vivid imagination is a drawback.

Woke up to this laugh in my head. youtu.be/hf6poz8bvjw?...

I remembered your post and had to come find it to let you know, there is legitimate news.

Every time this subject crosses my feed, I end up having a dream about shoes. The last one I remember from years ago was that I had to pick up shoes to walk through a door and travel to other places. This is not relevant to your disdain, but it is mine.

Absolute truth!

I have a 1978 Better Homes and Gardens complete, step-by-step cookbook. I pulled it out recently, along with a bit of flour that had fallen from the pages; it seems to have more stains than recipes.

I bet the sausage gravy recipe is fantastic, though.

Social media skews your point of view toward the maker's perspective, whereas an actual journalist/reporter relies on facts, barring an opinion piece. You have to know that if you don't tell your local newspaper about the issue, it's likely to get overlooked. A $20 subscription would do wonders.

Sometimes a readable cookie emergency helps.

I've had to scrap the last two projects because I am incapable of writing a villain. If you cross me, you will fart rainbows and fail at capitalism because you spend your days baking and petting puppies and kittens.

In 1993, my first relationship, this man yelled at me for making coffee with a measuring cup instead of the coffee scoop. When we broke up I took said cup with me. I send him a picture of it every 5 years to remind him not to be a dick and that I'm still using it for coffee.

I am sorry, I should have mentioned that the reset worked.
Two things: I have recently reset my handle. I have a video in my drafts that didn't upload. This is on a separate account from this one. Pls DM if you need the other account.

This did not work, I have deleted and reinstalled.

I thought it had been down. I have been getting Oops, there was a problem loading the feed. Then there's a reload button that takes me back to the same loop.

FYI we tried Rhonda as a middle name but she has claws and did not like it.