Shirt had surgery, and, as I intended to highlight the new boots the vet sent her home with, I realized just how high she still was.

In 1993, my first relationship, this man yelled at me for making coffee with a measuring cup instead of the coffee scoop. When we broke up I took said cup with me. I send him a picture of it every 5 years to remind him not to be a dick and that I'm still using it for coffee.

Anyone just randomly think about Henry from the good place?

I’m this old, a thread, because I find the dumbest things on my phone.

Sacrificial box

Ref.