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Mediocre Audacity
Finally, one of my previous stepchildren has discovered the metal, thrash, and doom genre of music. I can at last be of use. He's also received a guitar and a shady drum kit. A starter pack for dirtbags.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After seven years of vet visits, hand-feeding, medications, surgeries, and teaching a feral cat how to play, Sweat Elizebeth Shirt is gone; the cancer won. Her last words were "This is Trump's fault, somehow."
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Dearest rudimentary house flippers, please stop making all your project houses look like break rooms.
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@bradwright.bsky.social Very exciting news, congratulations.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Today's weird earworm.
youtu.be/IdqVVD5572g?...
[Why Am I] Crying?
YouTube video by Nancy - Topic
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November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Shirt had surgery, and, as I intended to highlight the new boots the vet sent her home with, I realized just how high she still was.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My brother got to go to this place when he was a kid, and I was so damned jealous. So much so, I just googled it 40-ish years.

raptor-ranch.com/attractions/...
Bedrock City
Yabadabaoo! Bedrock is OPEN!
raptor-ranch.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A bit of good news.

youtu.be/bTQI7iXWIws?...
DonorBox Update
YouTube video by Tony Weaver, Jr
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October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Phil Lynott in my brain for absolutely no reason while folding towels.
October 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Screamy loves Cypress Hill. I now have scratches all over me; no further information needed.
September 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sweat Elizabeth Shirt update if anyone was wondering. She is currently walking around the house trepidatiously sneaking up to things that she sees every day. Then sitting at her plate of chicken nuggets requiring pets, this has been going on for two hours.
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The future was supposed to be covered in chrome, every one was supposed to be wearing weird sun glasses, and dancing in the streets. Not this shit. I feel misled by movies and music from the 80’s.
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Anyone just randomly think about Henry from the good place?
September 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My neighbor sent me a text yesterday to remind me that it’s baby copper head season. The house prices here do not reflect the abject danger and are bonkers.
September 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fired a literary agent today, I've been freed from I'll get right back to you emails.
September 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love that you can just buy a tiny working chainsaw.
September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Everyone shut up. My new favorite musical genre is ANYONE singing or playing an instrument for any animal in the zoo or an open field.
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In today’s rebel like activity I made a sushi roll with spicy coleslaw and crispy tofu then ate it like a burrito.
August 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m this old, a thread, because I find the dumbest things on my phone.
August 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sacrificial box
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Vegetarian sushi served on a paper plate with fork. This would have been a rebel like move some years ago.
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A ceiling fell on my leg. I will not elaborate.
March 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Anytime I hear something effing stupid from (insert your idiot narrative here) I hear Vicki Lawrence as Thelma Harper telling them “I think somebody blew yer pilot light out.”. And that is how I'm making it though the day.
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I yelled at my laptop tonight for 4 hours while working on a continuing education thing that was 60% corporate phone demeanor/speech and started chain-smoking again while randomly breaking into laughter at myself because none of it even matters anyway. So, that's where I'm at.
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM