Not The Swiss
@nottheswiss.bsky.social
Follower of the esoteric. Not a fan of pigeon holes. The clues are there if you want to work out the real me.
Does anyone have a link to a set of English instructions for Kosmos Herr der Ringe?
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Does anyone have a link to a set of English instructions for Kosmos Herr der Ringe?
There must be a Native American word for this already.
Texas apparently has a house where six of the football players live together and I think a good name for that collective would be The Place That Smells Like Ass
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There must be a Native American word for this already.
My wife's iPhone 13 just decided to stop interacting with the SIM card. I have no idea why. Cleaned the card with isopropyl alcohol it worked again for 10 minutes and gave up. So I installed an eSIM with the same number and pulled the real faulty SIM and the world is again happy.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My wife's iPhone 13 just decided to stop interacting with the SIM card. I have no idea why. Cleaned the card with isopropyl alcohol it worked again for 10 minutes and gave up. So I installed an eSIM with the same number and pulled the real faulty SIM and the world is again happy.
I'll end up napping for an hour, get disturbed and then not be able to fall asleep
Wait you’re telling me that if I go to bed two hours earlier without revenge bedtime procrastination I’ll wake up feeling amazing?? Sounds fake
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'll end up napping for an hour, get disturbed and then not be able to fall asleep
If you piss them off do they just become Copalians
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you piss them off do they just become Copalians
Does nobody remember that film A Day Without a Mexican?
Do you eat at restaurants?
Immigrants likely prepared your food and washed your dishes.
Do you live in a house or an apartment?
Immigrants likely built your home.
Do you buy groceries?
Immigrants picked your fruits and vegetables.
Now you want to deport immigrants?
Enjoy the pain that follows.
Immigrants likely prepared your food and washed your dishes.
Do you live in a house or an apartment?
Immigrants likely built your home.
Do you buy groceries?
Immigrants picked your fruits and vegetables.
Now you want to deport immigrants?
Enjoy the pain that follows.
September 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Does nobody remember that film A Day Without a Mexican?
Rubbernecking the previous accident. Seems a little too coincidental directly opposite the previous incident.
The police version of the crash, as relayed by a local Manchester reporter, is unsurprisingly quite different from what Giuliani's spokesman says. The whole thing is even more murky now, however.
manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
August 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Rubbernecking the previous accident. Seems a little too coincidental directly opposite the previous incident.
onomatopoeia
Another word for incontinence.
Another word for incontinence.
August 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
onomatopoeia
Another word for incontinence.
Another word for incontinence.
It's all just a matter of perspective.
Positive: She would light up a room when she walked in.
Negative: She was an arsonist.
Positive: She would light up a room when she walked in.
Negative: She was an arsonist.
August 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's all just a matter of perspective.
Positive: She would light up a room when she walked in.
Negative: She was an arsonist.
Positive: She would light up a room when she walked in.
Negative: She was an arsonist.
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Strike the bell second mate let us go below.
my phone automatically connected to the car stereo and my wife caught me listening to sea chanteys
July 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Strike the bell second mate let us go below.
Birds are another huge pet issue. People have no idea what they are getting themselves into. We have a pair of rescue conures that were left abandoned in a house with about 20 others when the owners were evicted. They may live longer than us.
Starlings are great pets!
July 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Birds are another huge pet issue. People have no idea what they are getting themselves into. We have a pair of rescue conures that were left abandoned in a house with about 20 others when the owners were evicted. They may live longer than us.
So pleased we are not bothered by the fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So pleased we are not bothered by the fireworks.
Is it just me, or does everyone else at the mention of the German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius have the need to add happy and glorious?
June 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is it just me, or does everyone else at the mention of the German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius have the need to add happy and glorious?
When does the plumbing leak?
1am Sunday morning on a holiday weekend.
Hot water expansion tank decided to give up.
Also found out the ball valve on the hot water feed doesn't cut off the cold water feed to the tank.
So i have fitted a new expansion tank. But the ball valve can stay for now.
1am Sunday morning on a holiday weekend.
Hot water expansion tank decided to give up.
Also found out the ball valve on the hot water feed doesn't cut off the cold water feed to the tank.
So i have fitted a new expansion tank. But the ball valve can stay for now.
May 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When does the plumbing leak?
1am Sunday morning on a holiday weekend.
Hot water expansion tank decided to give up.
Also found out the ball valve on the hot water feed doesn't cut off the cold water feed to the tank.
So i have fitted a new expansion tank. But the ball valve can stay for now.
1am Sunday morning on a holiday weekend.
Hot water expansion tank decided to give up.
Also found out the ball valve on the hot water feed doesn't cut off the cold water feed to the tank.
So i have fitted a new expansion tank. But the ball valve can stay for now.
Scenario: You have kids with Apple phones and you have turned on request to buy so they need approval to install apps but you are not getting the requests. Make sure the child's phone and the parent phone don't just have the default name iphone.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
April 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Scenario: You have kids with Apple phones and you have turned on request to buy so they need approval to install apps but you are not getting the requests. Make sure the child's phone and the parent phone don't just have the default name iphone.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Saturday evening and there is fresh bread. A while since I did a hefezopf.
April 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Saturday evening and there is fresh bread. A while since I did a hefezopf.
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Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
www.rollingstone.com
March 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
@ahistoryinart.bsky.social
Found this image the other day of Casals by Juan Fernandez. The only place I can find any reference to the artist is on auction sites which make me a little suspicious. So can you fill in the blanks?
Found this image the other day of Casals by Juan Fernandez. The only place I can find any reference to the artist is on auction sites which make me a little suspicious. So can you fill in the blanks?
March 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@ahistoryinart.bsky.social
Found this image the other day of Casals by Juan Fernandez. The only place I can find any reference to the artist is on auction sites which make me a little suspicious. So can you fill in the blanks?
Found this image the other day of Casals by Juan Fernandez. The only place I can find any reference to the artist is on auction sites which make me a little suspicious. So can you fill in the blanks?
Uno. Here we are the last coffee mug. This is a classic example of a business F#&k up. After 9/11 Swissair was forced into bankruptcy. CrossAir emerged as the Phoenix from the SAirGroup and renamed Swiss. Swiss ordered from the same suppliers Swissair used just with the new Swiss logo. /1
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Uno. Here we are the last coffee mug. This is a classic example of a business F#&k up. After 9/11 Swissair was forced into bankruptcy. CrossAir emerged as the Phoenix from the SAirGroup and renamed Swiss. Swiss ordered from the same suppliers Swissair used just with the new Swiss logo. /1
What the headline forgets to point out is this:
Russia doesn't get to choose.
If it doesn't like European troops in Ukraine it can go fuck itself. It is time for Europe to step up and end this war.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia doesn't get to choose.
If it doesn't like European troops in Ukraine it can go fuck itself. It is time for Europe to step up and end this war.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia won't accept Nato troops in Ukraine, Lavrov says after talks with US
The meeting was the first time since Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine that Russian and American delegations are known to have met face-to-face.
www.bbc.com
February 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What the headline forgets to point out is this:
Russia doesn't get to choose.
If it doesn't like European troops in Ukraine it can go fuck itself. It is time for Europe to step up and end this war.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russia doesn't get to choose.
If it doesn't like European troops in Ukraine it can go fuck itself. It is time for Europe to step up and end this war.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I watched the first two episodes of A Touch of Frost last night. If you only watched the opening titles with its 1992 graphics you would think it should be called A Half a Kilo of Coke.
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I watched the first two episodes of A Touch of Frost last night. If you only watched the opening titles with its 1992 graphics you would think it should be called A Half a Kilo of Coke.
All these people talking about IG timeliness on here and not meaning Inspector General are confusing me.
January 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All these people talking about IG timeliness on here and not meaning Inspector General are confusing me.