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Lisa Murkowski realizing she doesn’t actually use the Senate gym membership she sold out America for
July 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lisa Murkowski realizing she doesn’t actually use the Senate gym membership she sold out America for
Is ICE hunting the leader of an Iranian sleeper cell or a college student with an overdue parking ticket? I can’t tell anymore 🤷♂️
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is ICE hunting the leader of an Iranian sleeper cell or a college student with an overdue parking ticket? I can’t tell anymore 🤷♂️
UPDATE: Kristi Noem's allergic reaction likely caused by exposure to the Bill of Rights
June 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
UPDATE: Kristi Noem's allergic reaction likely caused by exposure to the Bill of Rights
If masked dudes pull up and try to shove me in a van, am I supposed to just jump in now? Asking for the Fourth Amendment
June 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If masked dudes pull up and try to shove me in a van, am I supposed to just jump in now? Asking for the Fourth Amendment
If Trump doesn’t work for Putin it’s a tragedy because his performance at the G7 Summit is a masterclass in sucking up to the boss…and also betraying America
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If Trump doesn’t work for Putin it’s a tragedy because his performance at the G7 Summit is a masterclass in sucking up to the boss…and also betraying America
Dept of Homeland Security has handcuffed more senators than terrorists this week
June 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dept of Homeland Security has handcuffed more senators than terrorists this week
When the cognitive decline is so bad you deploy the marines to the wrong country
June 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When the cognitive decline is so bad you deploy the marines to the wrong country
It's Elon vs Trump and I'm not ready for this level of snowflake on snowflake violence
June 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's Elon vs Trump and I'm not ready for this level of snowflake on snowflake violence
Stephen Miller seems like the kind of alpha male who sits in the corner and cries while he watches
May 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stephen Miller seems like the kind of alpha male who sits in the corner and cries while he watches
Budget cuts aren't that bad. You might lose a rural community hospital, but you can still have a community first aid kit
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Budget cuts aren't that bad. You might lose a rural community hospital, but you can still have a community first aid kit
That part in Terminator when the machines are wiping out humanity and Jake Tapper publishes a book criticizing his old toaster
May 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That part in Terminator when the machines are wiping out humanity and Jake Tapper publishes a book criticizing his old toaster
It's not a free plane, it's $400M of spyware with wings
May 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's not a free plane, it's $400M of spyware with wings
Reopening Alcatraz is brilliant when you consider he originally demanded to reopen Jurassic Park
May 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reopening Alcatraz is brilliant when you consider he originally demanded to reopen Jurassic Park
I don't have top secret clearance, but I am in Hegseth's March Madness group chat, and that's basically the same thing
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't have top secret clearance, but I am in Hegseth's March Madness group chat, and that's basically the same thing
My trade deficit with Costco is staggering
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My trade deficit with Costco is staggering
BREAKING: In response to rising inflation, the Supreme Court is increasing the price of rulings by 30%
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
BREAKING: In response to rising inflation, the Supreme Court is increasing the price of rulings by 30%
Somewhere there’s a Domino’s Pizza with our war plans for Iran
March 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Somewhere there’s a Domino’s Pizza with our war plans for Iran
I still trust Chuck Schumer to fight fascism with mild suggestions and an occasional stern letter
March 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I still trust Chuck Schumer to fight fascism with mild suggestions and an occasional stern letter
Buying the Tesla ‘dip’ is like booking a trip on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg
March 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Buying the Tesla ‘dip’ is like booking a trip on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg
Anybody have helpful tips for the DOGE team? I think I heard something about the IRS spending $500 billion on sex changes for polar bears in Guatemala. Seems like something the entire DOGE team would want to know about…I’m sure other people might have helpful tips for them too
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Anybody have helpful tips for the DOGE team? I think I heard something about the IRS spending $500 billion on sex changes for polar bears in Guatemala. Seems like something the entire DOGE team would want to know about…I’m sure other people might have helpful tips for them too
If the GOP doesn’t dial it back Kim Jong Un is gonna start getting jealous
Did Marjorie Taylor Greene make her face the same color as Trump‘s!
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If the GOP doesn’t dial it back Kim Jong Un is gonna start getting jealous
Fck JD Vance and the couch he rode in on. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fck JD Vance and the couch he rode in on. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
It would have been more subtle if Putin walked into the Oval Office and handed talking points directly to Trump/Vance
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It would have been more subtle if Putin walked into the Oval Office and handed talking points directly to Trump/Vance
DOGE has accidentally canceled Ebola prevention and Bird Flu research, but not a single Tesla or Starlink contract 🤔
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
DOGE has accidentally canceled Ebola prevention and Bird Flu research, but not a single Tesla or Starlink contract 🤔
The worst cosplay I’ve ever seen is Mike Johnson trying to pretend he’s a follower of Jesus Christ
This is what a deal with the devil looks like👇
@housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the expense of the middle class.
@housegop.bsky.social JUST VOTED TO CUT Medicaid, SNAP benefits, school meals, & housing assistance all in exchange for giving corporations & billionaires a tax cut all at the expense of the middle class.
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The worst cosplay I’ve ever seen is Mike Johnson trying to pretend he’s a follower of Jesus Christ