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Lisa Murkowski realizing she doesn’t actually use the Senate gym membership she sold out America for
July 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lisa Murkowski realizing she doesn’t actually use the Senate gym membership she sold out America for
Trump’s ability to hold a phone steady enough to tweet, while getting railed by Putin is impressive
February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump’s ability to hold a phone steady enough to tweet, while getting railed by Putin is impressive
DOGE: Dipshits.Oligarchs.Grifters.Enablers
February 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
DOGE: Dipshits.Oligarchs.Grifters.Enablers
Love President Musk on the cover of time. What was TFGs name? Danny? Don? What happened to him? Did he go back to doing that one show he had on public-access TV?
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love President Musk on the cover of time. What was TFGs name? Danny? Don? What happened to him? Did he go back to doing that one show he had on public-access TV?
If I got hurt shaking hands, I'd wear a flak vest for car rides too
January 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If I got hurt shaking hands, I'd wear a flak vest for car rides too
BREAKING: Trump's new Head of Coastal Safety (seen here rescuing a boater) says Americans will be safer on his watch. "We're making it safe to get back in the water again"
December 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
BREAKING: Trump's new Head of Coastal Safety (seen here rescuing a boater) says Americans will be safer on his watch. "We're making it safe to get back in the water again"
Zuck and Bezos have made $1M offerings to Trump and I wish we could just go back to the days of sacrificing virgins
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Zuck and Bezos have made $1M offerings to Trump and I wish we could just go back to the days of sacrificing virgins
According to WSJ 'get out of jail free' cards are currently valued at $1 Million
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
According to WSJ 'get out of jail free' cards are currently valued at $1 Million
Nancy Mace selling her handshake injury like it got delivered from the top ropes in the WWE
December 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Nancy Mace selling her handshake injury like it got delivered from the top ropes in the WWE
If I got this issue of Time in the mail I’d send it back and cancel my subscription
December 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
If I got this issue of Time in the mail I’d send it back and cancel my subscription
If Kash Patel can lead the Klingon Empire he can lead the FBI
December 3, 2024 at 12:28 AM
If Kash Patel can lead the Klingon Empire he can lead the FBI
How did we get Temu Steven Seagal (Seb Gorka) as Director of Counterterrorism?
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
How did we get Temu Steven Seagal (Seb Gorka) as Director of Counterterrorism?
I was wondering why Josh Hawley's ego wasn't on the list, but it's just the MPD officers
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I was wondering why Josh Hawley's ego wasn't on the list, but it's just the MPD officers