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Oh sorry hold up let me just
Oh sorry hold up let me just
I keep seeing the take that we have to stop saying “millennial optimism” was a thing, that we were actually very nihilistic
I dunno man even with straight depression the vibes felt more optimistic to me on a global scale compared to the last decade 😭🤷♀️
I dunno man even with straight depression the vibes felt more optimistic to me on a global scale compared to the last decade 😭🤷♀️
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I keep seeing the take that we have to stop saying “millennial optimism” was a thing, that we were actually very nihilistic
I dunno man even with straight depression the vibes felt more optimistic to me on a global scale compared to the last decade 😭🤷♀️
I dunno man even with straight depression the vibes felt more optimistic to me on a global scale compared to the last decade 😭🤷♀️
I woke up at 5am anyway
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I woke up at 5am anyway
I did it!!! Im up by practically 10pm!!! I am a sleep schedule GENIUS
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I did it!!! Im up by practically 10pm!!! I am a sleep schedule GENIUS
I calculated how many steps I walked, total, in my Japan trip
267,596. Avg of 20k a day. Highest days (2 of em) were 30k lol
Ryan and I may be out of shape, but we can WALK like we're being followed by those Long Walk tanks
267,596. Avg of 20k a day. Highest days (2 of em) were 30k lol
Ryan and I may be out of shape, but we can WALK like we're being followed by those Long Walk tanks
Jmart Walk GIF
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December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I calculated how many steps I walked, total, in my Japan trip
267,596. Avg of 20k a day. Highest days (2 of em) were 30k lol
Ryan and I may be out of shape, but we can WALK like we're being followed by those Long Walk tanks
267,596. Avg of 20k a day. Highest days (2 of em) were 30k lol
Ryan and I may be out of shape, but we can WALK like we're being followed by those Long Walk tanks
Update: the coffee has been working. For the last week I've been a dead worm by 3pm, but it's now almost 5pm and I am WIDE AWAKE. I can do this!! I can fix this sleep schedule!!
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Update: the coffee has been working. For the last week I've been a dead worm by 3pm, but it's now almost 5pm and I am WIDE AWAKE. I can do this!! I can fix this sleep schedule!!
An eternal reminder on my work desk that Ryan would love me if i were a worm
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
An eternal reminder on my work desk that Ryan would love me if i were a worm
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
This is ridiculous. For 4 straight days I've gone to bed at 7-8pm and woken up at 5am.
New gameplan: I'm going to get the most roided, caffeine-infused drink I can get at 3pm (when I start crashing out). Hopefully that keeps me up a little longer to survive into sleeping at 10pm.
New gameplan: I'm going to get the most roided, caffeine-infused drink I can get at 3pm (when I start crashing out). Hopefully that keeps me up a little longer to survive into sleeping at 10pm.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is ridiculous. For 4 straight days I've gone to bed at 7-8pm and woken up at 5am.
New gameplan: I'm going to get the most roided, caffeine-infused drink I can get at 3pm (when I start crashing out). Hopefully that keeps me up a little longer to survive into sleeping at 10pm.
New gameplan: I'm going to get the most roided, caffeine-infused drink I can get at 3pm (when I start crashing out). Hopefully that keeps me up a little longer to survive into sleeping at 10pm.
I am begging for the weekend to come quicker for I am so, so tired everything is MOLASSES
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am begging for the weekend to come quicker for I am so, so tired everything is MOLASSES
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One of my favorite things about the period I watched a ton of Bob Ross was catching the weirdly dark jokes he would sometimes make.
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One of my favorite things about the period I watched a ton of Bob Ross was catching the weirdly dark jokes he would sometimes make.
Weirdest thing this week is that I keep looping into a dream where I'm STILL in Japan and am boarding my plane to the US any minute now. The jetlag dreams have been VIVID.
I'm not even particularly happy or excited to be in Japan in those dreams, I just wanna go home in them LOL
I'm not even particularly happy or excited to be in Japan in those dreams, I just wanna go home in them LOL
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Weirdest thing this week is that I keep looping into a dream where I'm STILL in Japan and am boarding my plane to the US any minute now. The jetlag dreams have been VIVID.
I'm not even particularly happy or excited to be in Japan in those dreams, I just wanna go home in them LOL
I'm not even particularly happy or excited to be in Japan in those dreams, I just wanna go home in them LOL
They were right, the best slightly ominous, contemplative Christmas music is to listen to Ukrainian Christmas Carols, 10/10
open.spotify.com/playlist/2St...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2St...
Ukrainian Christmas - Traditional Hymns, Carols, Chants, and Bandura
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December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They were right, the best slightly ominous, contemplative Christmas music is to listen to Ukrainian Christmas Carols, 10/10
open.spotify.com/playlist/2St...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2St...
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I MAKE THEM TAKE TURNS HOLDIN’ MY PURSE
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I MAKE THEM TAKE TURNS HOLDIN’ MY PURSE
Ok, I think I can call it now- one downside to joining travel planning groups is that you'll be shown the worst case scenarios of other people's vacation.
Proud to have returned from our trip without:
-getting sick
-breaking bones
-being butsukari otoko'd
Proud to have returned from our trip without:
-getting sick
-breaking bones
-being butsukari otoko'd
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok, I think I can call it now- one downside to joining travel planning groups is that you'll be shown the worst case scenarios of other people's vacation.
Proud to have returned from our trip without:
-getting sick
-breaking bones
-being butsukari otoko'd
Proud to have returned from our trip without:
-getting sick
-breaking bones
-being butsukari otoko'd
Looking at my work inbox after being out of office for 17 days
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December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Looking at my work inbox after being out of office for 17 days
Pro: I don’t THINK the jetlag is too bad, I think I adapted back to the timezone fine
Con: I shouldve taken a few extra days off bc i am unfortunately a person who needs a vacation from her vacation, I am EXHAUSTED
Con: I shouldve taken a few extra days off bc i am unfortunately a person who needs a vacation from her vacation, I am EXHAUSTED
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Pro: I don’t THINK the jetlag is too bad, I think I adapted back to the timezone fine
Con: I shouldve taken a few extra days off bc i am unfortunately a person who needs a vacation from her vacation, I am EXHAUSTED
Con: I shouldve taken a few extra days off bc i am unfortunately a person who needs a vacation from her vacation, I am EXHAUSTED
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
The worst leg of my return is almost up and it was SO MUCH easier than arriving. I slept about 80% of this 15 hour flight from Tokyo to Toronto and I’m really relieved
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The worst leg of my return is almost up and it was SO MUCH easier than arriving. I slept about 80% of this 15 hour flight from Tokyo to Toronto and I’m really relieved
This was the trip of a lifetime and the best vacation I’ve ever had, but…it’s all so much 😅 I’m ready and happy to finally go back home ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This was the trip of a lifetime and the best vacation I’ve ever had, but…it’s all so much 😅 I’m ready and happy to finally go back home ❤️
Got some really cute magazines to end the trip!
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Got some really cute magazines to end the trip!
Today we’ll be flying back- and we’ll arrive around the time we left the day before? Trippy stuff
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today we’ll be flying back- and we’ll arrive around the time we left the day before? Trippy stuff
Me seeing I went over-budget in my souvenir shopping 🥲
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December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me seeing I went over-budget in my souvenir shopping 🥲