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This is very different from Miami
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I keep seeing the take that we have to stop saying “millennial optimism” was a thing, that we were actually very nihilistic

I dunno man even with straight depression the vibes felt more optimistic to me on a global scale compared to the last decade 😭🤷‍♀️
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I woke up at 5am anyway
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
An eternal reminder on my work desk that Ryan would love me if i were a worm
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
NO BUT IT LOOKS FUN

but also WHERE'S MY BOY
MY FILHO
MY IRMÃO
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am begging for the weekend to come quicker for I am so, so tired everything is MOLASSES
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I MAKE THEM TAKE TURNS HOLDIN’ MY PURSE
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pro: I don’t THINK the jetlag is too bad, I think I adapted back to the timezone fine

Con: I shouldve taken a few extra days off bc i am unfortunately a person who needs a vacation from her vacation, I am EXHAUSTED
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Unpacking
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Go birds
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This was the trip of a lifetime and the best vacation I’ve ever had, but…it’s all so much 😅 I’m ready and happy to finally go back home ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Got some really cute magazines to end the trip!
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
First by Land, but yesterday by Sea
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Lol
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good day
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The monorail here is SO CUTE
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I didn’t even feel baller, my vacation package got me to skip this line and I could feel the gyarus ready to rip my hair out
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ppl watching in Tokyo Disney is legendary. The locals REALLY dress up for the parks, more than California (which had been my highest standard so far).

I never really like taking candids of strangers, so here’s Pinterest pics to illustrate what I’m seeing here rn, they actually all dress like this
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Where do i even begin bro
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Don don don donki
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I mean look at this, I had to complain
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ryan and I just casually* climbed all the way up mount Inari and I want you to know I’m making this my entire personality now.

*I lied I was not casual about it, I complained about the stairs the entire time
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Can i pet it tho
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dotonbori, Osaka
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Visual representation of how it feels to have used luggage forwarding, so we never had to take anything larger than a mini suitcase on the trains
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM