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NotSkywalker
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Proud (?) owner of two copies of Alone in the Dark (2008). Formerly the 420th fastest Furi speedrunner on PS4. He/him, 23
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NotSkywalker @notskywalker.bsky.social · Nov 8
I should probably put together a #promosky, huh?
Here's my top 10 games/series and top 5 films/series in no particular order

Mass Effect
Pokémon
Fallout
Metal Gear
Zelda
Final Fantasy
Ace Attorney
DMC
Kirby
Fire Emblem

Knives Out
Cornetto Trilogy
Spider-Verse
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Princess Bride
notskywalker.bsky.social
I'd pay Jeremy Renner and a team of developers to recreate the Jeremy Renner app
docseuss.bsky.social docember @docseuss.bsky.social · Oct 14
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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acvalens.com
Let’s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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classicsofgame.bsky.social
Classics Of Game 106 www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLsk...
Classics Of Game 106
YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame
www.youtube.com
June 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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joshuawolens.bsky.social
sometimes you pitch an article, black out, and then wake up 2000 words later with no real recollection how any of it happened www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
I did Liberation Day tariffs in Victoria 3, and it all went well until the famine in Colorado, the 2 lost wars with Canada, and the president beating a man to death with a stick
But apart from that, would recommend.
www.pcgamer.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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dansinker.com
In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.”

Send him to the fucking Hague
February 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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cryodraws.bsky.social
A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
Part 1 🧵
(Alt-text for the first image contains the entire comic)
PANEL 1 Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender. JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day. AL: And how! PANEL 2 JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball? AL: Whiskey? The real deal? JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer! PANEL 3A AL: Very well. Make it a double. PANEL 3B INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me… PANEL 4A INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir? PANEL 4B Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu. PANEL 5 AL: Sandwiches. INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches? AL: That’s right. I’m hungry. PANEL 6A JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right? PANEL 6B Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression. JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can- AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep. Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains. PANEL 9 AL: …I think this will hold me until supper. With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud. PANEL 11 JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion! Why’d you do it, Al? Don’t leave me. Not like this! PANEL 12 INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem. PANEL 13 INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct. INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this. PANEL 14 Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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offtherpg.com
I have a sacred mission to fulfill.
I must purify the world.

OFF is coming to Steam® and Nintendo Switch™ in 2025.
Preorder or Wishlist at offtherpg.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
notskywalker.bsky.social
I'm seeing people saying, "I already knew squirrels ate meat. How did scientists not know?"
They did know that squirrels eat meat. The new discovery is that California ground squirrels are actively and regularly hunting voles.
Always check the source, pop-sci headlines sometimes oversimplify things.
Excerpt from the study "Vole hunting: novel predatory and carnivorous behavior by California ground squirrels" (Smith et al. 2024) Excerpt reads: "There is some evidence of meat-eating in California ground squirrels. Despite its primarily granivorous diet, previous studies have documented occasional consumption of invertebrates (Evans and Holdenried 1943; Stanton 1944; Baker 1984; Carlton and Hodder 2003) and avian eggs or nestlings of killdeer, California quail, bobwhite quail, ring-necked pheasant, mourning dove, dark-eyed junco, and American robin (Grinnell and Storer 1924; Emlen and Glading 1938; Stanton 1944; Fitch 1948; Linsdale 1946; Leopold 1977; Baker 1984; Purcell and Verner 1999; Yeh et al. 2007Y; Bataille and Baldassarre 1993). It has also been reported to eat eggs of domestic chickens (Grinnell and Dixon 1918; Howell 1938) and a small fish, the California grunion (Olson 1950). Fitch (1948) observed it consuming, but not directly killing, young desert cottontails, adult pocket gophers, and kangaroo rats." Link to study: https://doi.org/10.1007/s10164-024-00832-6
December 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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spice8rack.bsky.social
This website rules
Three skeets: Skeet #1 from Spice8Rack: "The fact that they haven't caught the CEO assasin yet has fundamentally shaken my assumptions about the impenetrability of the borgious surveillance state." Skeet #2 from Makswel: "Can you explain this in mtg terms? I recently got a concussion and big word no work." Skeet #3 from Sheep puppet: "The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.:
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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alteredbits.bsky.social
Almost there...

#FF7 #FinalFantasy
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
notskywalker.bsky.social
Finished my replay of Mafia 3. It's a shame that it gets so grindy in the middle. In the beginning and ending of the game, you can see what a more tightly paced version of Mafia 3 looks like, and that version is truly something special, even with all of its technical issues.
youtu.be/Gqosm9lsLwE?...
Mafia III - Sal Marcano Death Scene (1080 HD 60fps)
YouTube video by SEMPITERNAL XIX
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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drilmagic.bsky.social
Krenko, Mob Boss: its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
November 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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paulaperoff.bsky.social
Posting this classic. #aceattorney #animation
November 11, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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scruffyturtles.bsky.social
another kat gravity rush doodle
November 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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alteredbits.bsky.social
Hope and Courage is how the story always moves forward.

#FF7 #FinalFantasy
November 6, 2024 at 1:11 PM
notskywalker.bsky.social
I should probably put together a #promosky, huh?
Here's my top 10 games/series and top 5 films/series in no particular order

Mass Effect
Pokémon
Fallout
Metal Gear
Zelda
Final Fantasy
Ace Attorney
DMC
Kirby
Fire Emblem

Knives Out
Cornetto Trilogy
Spider-Verse
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Princess Bride
November 8, 2024 at 4:09 AM
notskywalker.bsky.social
I'm replaying Mafia III because it seems kinda topical. I remembered that the game had the framing device of a documentary, but I had forgotten just how good the documentary segments are.
youtu.be/XKJE7R7foJo?...
Mafia 3 Intro Cinematic
YouTube video by xond3r
youtu.be
November 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM