History repeats itself, first as 4chan, then as reddit

"Y la dama alza la voz por tanto golpe" was the line that really got me

Two all-beef hamberders, you mean?

What gets me is that besides outing himself out as a creep, he also outed himself as a cheap-ass. $1,250 at Cartier will get you, like, a bedazzled leather strap

We can't discount the possibility that RFK Jr. just thought she was texting him a pic of his own face

Some*ones,* even!

Every day, we stray further from the light of God

It's weirdly intensifying my imposter syndrome:

bsky.app/profile/noto...

Seriously, reading Olivia Nuzzi's "The bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible" made me think, "I've never written for Vanity Fair. Fuck, my writing must be worse than *that*"

Some men are definitely not lonely enough.

Please, every news outlet, stop using the word "deportation" when it comes to ICE's activities. Deportation is a legal process, they're kidnapping people and holding them illegally. Your terminology is normalizing what they're doing.

With how much of a racist misogynist pig he is, I'm honestly surprised he didn't say that she'd "love him long time"

anyway ludicrous to think the right question is “how did DHS lose its way??” and not “why did we build a domestic security super agency in the first place, and who has that power served”

Carpetbag deez nuts, Dougie

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"Re: 'There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!': No there aren't, my side is the 'People Who Don't Fuck Children' side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?" — John Scalzi

I am shocked, *shocked,* that the industry that regularly churns out half-baked sequels and performs necromancy on nostalgic 80s/90s properties is full of conservatives

Lovely photo! Congrats and here's to many long years of happiness for you both.

People being normal about interracial couples (Challenge Level: Impossible)