Area Woman
@notoriousbjg.bsky.social
Recovering immigration attorney (currently practicing labor law). Deez nuts jokes aficionado. Was only on Jeopardy! once, but frequently in jeopardy.
Voters to the GOP:
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Voters to the GOP:
The "client list" that was on Pam Bondi's desk
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The "client list" that was on Pam Bondi's desk
I have the concept of a plan
September 11, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I have the concept of a plan
It's giving Viserys Targaryen vibes
August 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It's giving Viserys Targaryen vibes
DeSantis right now, probably:
August 21, 2024 at 12:49 PM
DeSantis right now, probably:
I was worried for a second there that Shawn Fein would exhort us to take off all our clothes.
August 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I was worried for a second there that Shawn Fein would exhort us to take off all our clothes.
During his speeches/press conferences, news outlets should just superimpose the most ludicrous quotes from them over the Mocking Spongebob meme
August 9, 2024 at 1:24 PM
During his speeches/press conferences, news outlets should just superimpose the most ludicrous quotes from them over the Mocking Spongebob meme
Evergreen dril tweet
July 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Evergreen dril tweet
I'm just saying that if Sen. Fetterman doesn't show up to vote on the Senate floor dressed like this, what are Pennsylvanians even sending him to DC for
September 28, 2023 at 12:57 AM
I'm just saying that if Sen. Fetterman doesn't show up to vote on the Senate floor dressed like this, what are Pennsylvanians even sending him to DC for
"A coat, tie, and slacks or other long pants"? So, uh
September 28, 2023 at 12:25 AM
"A coat, tie, and slacks or other long pants"? So, uh
Fellows, after being held in contempt:
August 31, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Fellows, after being held in contempt:
I made this, cause this is my life rn
August 20, 2023 at 11:28 AM
I made this, cause this is my life rn
Hold up.... posts are called "skeets" here?
August 19, 2023 at 12:24 PM
Hold up.... posts are called "skeets" here?