Not Mrz Nikki
@notmznikki.bsky.social
Restless spirit on an endless flight. Snake Charmer. From the “country,” married into the
🌾 COUNTRY 🌾
🌾 COUNTRY 🌾
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Not Mrz Nikki
@notmznikki.bsky.social
· Apr 22
✨My name is not Nikki✨
Wrap holiday books (now) for your kiddo to open & read one each day, 12/1-12/24 ✨
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wrap holiday books (now) for your kiddo to open & read one each day, 12/1-12/24 ✨
Jack n the box tacos & egg rolls are a top tier breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Jack n the box tacos & egg rolls are a top tier breakfast
No flower arrangement feels “good enough” to take to mom’s burial 😞
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
No flower arrangement feels “good enough” to take to mom’s burial 😞
Gonna need to book a dysport appt after all the stank face I’ve made today
open.spotify.com/playlist/634...
open.spotify.com/playlist/634...
2000's Booty Shakers
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Gonna need to book a dysport appt after all the stank face I’ve made today
open.spotify.com/playlist/634...
open.spotify.com/playlist/634...
Finally making myself go through & organize photos for an album for my dad. Made it through hundreds of pictures - lost it on one of willow, waylon, and deesh 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Finally making myself go through & organize photos for an album for my dad. Made it through hundreds of pictures - lost it on one of willow, waylon, and deesh 😭
TIL there’s a limit for follows on IG????
And i reached it??
And i reached it??
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
TIL there’s a limit for follows on IG????
And i reached it??
And i reached it??
My threeeeeee and a half year old has started saying 6 7 😭😭😭😭
Fucking classmate RICHARD
Fucking classmate RICHARD
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My threeeeeee and a half year old has started saying 6 7 😭😭😭😭
Fucking classmate RICHARD
Fucking classmate RICHARD
We are not going to be an elf on the shelf household.
How do I manage this, when my kid’s cousins and friends all have one?
How do I manage this, when my kid’s cousins and friends all have one?
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We are not going to be an elf on the shelf household.
How do I manage this, when my kid’s cousins and friends all have one?
How do I manage this, when my kid’s cousins and friends all have one?
Marshawn Kneeland died?! 😭
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Marshawn Kneeland died?! 😭
Pierced my ear this morning but slipped and now I’ve got a weird hole to heal 🤡
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pierced my ear this morning but slipped and now I’ve got a weird hole to heal 🤡
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so many people adopted (or worse, purchased) pets during early COVID and then dumped them 😭
spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS
spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
so many people adopted (or worse, purchased) pets during early COVID and then dumped them 😭
spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS
spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years
FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS
Costumes were a big hit 🥲
Meaning I won’t learn any lessons & will continue to throw them together last minute 🥲🥲
Meaning I won’t learn any lessons & will continue to throw them together last minute 🥲🥲
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Costumes were a big hit 🥲
Meaning I won’t learn any lessons & will continue to throw them together last minute 🥲🥲
Meaning I won’t learn any lessons & will continue to throw them together last minute 🥲🥲
I’ve been to the store on 4 separate occasions today 🥲
I am my own worst enemy
I am my own worst enemy
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve been to the store on 4 separate occasions today 🥲
I am my own worst enemy
I am my own worst enemy
I’m providing bread for a spaghetti dinner Saturday.
I think I want to bake something myself?
I think I want to bake something myself?
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m providing bread for a spaghetti dinner Saturday.
I think I want to bake something myself?
I think I want to bake something myself?
Why isn’t my Vyvanse working this weeeeeeeeeek
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why isn’t my Vyvanse working this weeeeeeeeeek
While getting ducks in a row to bury mom’s ashes, my dad discovered his brother was still hanging on to their mom’s & their oldest brother’s ashes. Now dad has undertaken the task of burying their ashes with mom’s (while considering digging a hole himself), ordering a headstone, & making it a thing.
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
While getting ducks in a row to bury mom’s ashes, my dad discovered his brother was still hanging on to their mom’s & their oldest brother’s ashes. Now dad has undertaken the task of burying their ashes with mom’s (while considering digging a hole himself), ordering a headstone, & making it a thing.
Cricut explore 3 on sale for $180?
Is this my sign?
Is this my sign?
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cricut explore 3 on sale for $180?
Is this my sign?
Is this my sign?
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my hottest sports take is we simply should not replay gruesome injuries, thanks!!!
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my hottest sports take is we simply should not replay gruesome injuries, thanks!!!
My sweet, soft spoken son’s angelic voice singing himself a lullaby to sleep -
🎶 booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere. booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…”
🎶 booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere. booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…”
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My sweet, soft spoken son’s angelic voice singing himself a lullaby to sleep -
🎶 booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere. booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…”
🎶 booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere…rocking everywhere. booty, booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere…”
My son started asking for me to take him to bed, because “daddy can’t read” 🤡
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My son started asking for me to take him to bed, because “daddy can’t read” 🤡
LESTR is voiced by Paul Rudd ?!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
LESTR is voiced by Paul Rudd ?!!
Note to self: therapy needs to be more than 2 hours before lessons
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Note to self: therapy needs to be more than 2 hours before lessons
First therapy session in 1 hour and my palms are already sweating
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
First therapy session in 1 hour and my palms are already sweating
Not me, just realizing that tomorrow is my husband’s birthday 😵💫
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not me, just realizing that tomorrow is my husband’s birthday 😵💫