Not Mrz Nikki
@notmznikki.bsky.social
Restless spirit on an endless flight. Snake Charmer. From the “country,” married into the
🌾 COUNTRY 🌾
🌾 COUNTRY 🌾
This is the way you message someone from your past randomly 😆
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is the way you message someone from your past randomly 😆
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Their lil chirps 🥰
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Their lil chirps 🥰
Is this Not Mz Nikki 2.0?! I have been getting more calls from DFW the last few days 😐
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is this Not Mz Nikki 2.0?! I have been getting more calls from DFW the last few days 😐
When mom’s cousin got up at her celebration of life and delivered a speech that was all about my grandfather 🥴
September 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When mom’s cousin got up at her celebration of life and delivered a speech that was all about my grandfather 🥴
I danced my ass off last night
Needed all 3 fans at once
Needed all 3 fans at once
August 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I danced my ass off last night
Needed all 3 fans at once
Needed all 3 fans at once
but also currently in south Texas:
July 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
but also currently in south Texas:
A friend sent me a watermelon tip - regarding the non-stem end, “the tighter the butthole, the sweeter the melon.” (Pic for visual)
We’ve picked 2 tight buttholed watermelon so far and they were both perfect. 🤩
We’ve picked 2 tight buttholed watermelon so far and they were both perfect. 🤩
July 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A friend sent me a watermelon tip - regarding the non-stem end, “the tighter the butthole, the sweeter the melon.” (Pic for visual)
We’ve picked 2 tight buttholed watermelon so far and they were both perfect. 🤩
We’ve picked 2 tight buttholed watermelon so far and they were both perfect. 🤩
It’s only been 1 day but I’m still very into these covers 🙃 we have the bhg garden river set, which apparently has uncommon(?) dimensions
July 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s only been 1 day but I’m still very into these covers 🙃 we have the bhg garden river set, which apparently has uncommon(?) dimensions
Geeking out HARD over my new outdoor couch covers omg and they’re so affordable
July 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Geeking out HARD over my new outdoor couch covers omg and they’re so affordable
the vibes are vibing ✨
June 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the vibes are vibing ✨
When it’s time to leave the park but your toddler is 3/4 your size
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When it’s time to leave the park but your toddler is 3/4 your size
I planted my first container flower garden this year, and this agapanthus has quickly become a favorite
May 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I planted my first container flower garden this year, and this agapanthus has quickly become a favorite
Ghost tour guide recommended pics in these facing mirrors because it can be a “door to the other side” - please tell me yall see this too 🥲
May 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ghost tour guide recommended pics in these facing mirrors because it can be a “door to the other side” - please tell me yall see this too 🥲
I’m pointing my camera directly at the tv (that isn’t on) - I was too scared to use flash 🥲
May 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m pointing my camera directly at the tv (that isn’t on) - I was too scared to use flash 🥲
I think he’s moving my bed, too. I’ve run into the corner every day (3)
May 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think he’s moving my bed, too. I’ve run into the corner every day (3)
I fucking hate it here
May 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I fucking hate it here
I found a BABY baby bird and oh my god 😭
May 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I found a BABY baby bird and oh my god 😭