fuckin wednesday innit. the uk’s official tea-at-your-dads day.
June 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
fuckin wednesday innit. the uk’s official tea-at-your-dads day.
someone is queuing the wrong way in starbucks
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
someone is queuing the wrong way in starbucks
boy are you a rant in my notes app because im not that girl anymore and i don’t want to look at you
May 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
boy are you a rant in my notes app because im not that girl anymore and i don’t want to look at you
the absolute chokehold this had on mums
May 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the absolute chokehold this had on mums
my discover tl is full of homoerotic comic strips and not really sure why but i respect the trade and wish them well
May 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
my discover tl is full of homoerotic comic strips and not really sure why but i respect the trade and wish them well
deleted my hinge again
May 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
deleted my hinge again
me (chewing my lunch instead of dislocating my jaw and swallowing it whole): yum yum!
a snake:
a snake:
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
me (chewing my lunch instead of dislocating my jaw and swallowing it whole): yum yum!
a snake:
a snake:
wonder how many crisps david ginola has eaten in his life so far
May 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
wonder how many crisps david ginola has eaten in his life so far
‘we meant questions about the job’
I wonder what it's like to throw your shite at somebody in the distance and hit them right in the face.
May 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
‘we meant questions about the job’
before a few white lies on my date come back to bite me - what’s the quickest way to become ceo of metro goldwyn mayer?
May 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
before a few white lies on my date come back to bite me - what’s the quickest way to become ceo of metro goldwyn mayer?
when you turn 50 you receive an aerial photo of your house taken from a helicopter in the eighties and you have to display it in a brown frame
May 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
when you turn 50 you receive an aerial photo of your house taken from a helicopter in the eighties and you have to display it in a brown frame
jokes on you lane assist i actually love suddenly swerving dangerously close to parked cars at full speed
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
jokes on you lane assist i actually love suddenly swerving dangerously close to parked cars at full speed
just wanna be loved like our local farmer loves setting fire to a big ol’ pile of deleterious materials
May 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
just wanna be loved like our local farmer loves setting fire to a big ol’ pile of deleterious materials
bet if shakespeare was still alive he’d be saying things like ‘egg mayo? egg no you may not’.
also he’d be really old and likely in a LOT of pain.
also he’d be really old and likely in a LOT of pain.
May 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
bet if shakespeare was still alive he’d be saying things like ‘egg mayo? egg no you may not’.
also he’d be really old and likely in a LOT of pain.
also he’d be really old and likely in a LOT of pain.
a peloton class where it’s just a load of us getting outta bed
May 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
a peloton class where it’s just a load of us getting outta bed
what this place needs is a whippet in a nappy
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
what this place needs is a whippet in a nappy
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Looks like Warren G is on the streets, trying to consume
May 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looks like Warren G is on the streets, trying to consume
friday me in the school mum group chat: fucking hell i do not give a fuck please have mercy oh maaan shut the fuck uuuup
sunday me in the smgc: heyyyy what years my kid in xoxo
sunday me in the smgc: heyyyy what years my kid in xoxo
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
friday me in the school mum group chat: fucking hell i do not give a fuck please have mercy oh maaan shut the fuck uuuup
sunday me in the smgc: heyyyy what years my kid in xoxo
sunday me in the smgc: heyyyy what years my kid in xoxo
🎶 livin in the vatican 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🎶 livin in the vatican 🎶
you’re telling me a fly tipped all this?
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
you’re telling me a fly tipped all this?
you’re telling me a stone washed these jeans?
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
you’re telling me a stone washed these jeans?
i’ll just stop you there, i’m having a *very* good friday
April 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i’ll just stop you there, i’m having a *very* good friday