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notmacksy
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been hangin down at dino’s
on my face
June 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
June 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
someone is queuing the wrong way in starbucks
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the absolute chokehold this had on mums
May 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
my discover tl is full of homoerotic comic strips and not really sure why but i respect the trade and wish them well
May 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
deleted my hinge again
May 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
me (chewing my lunch instead of dislocating my jaw and swallowing it whole): yum yum!

a snake:
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
this guy? (the male online)
May 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
it’s not the future i was promised matt
May 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
have you ever seen a whippet in a nappy?
May 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
what this place needs is a whippet in a nappy
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
🎶 livin in the vatican 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
April 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
why did i do this
April 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
texting war plans
March 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
texting war plans
March 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
texting war plans
March 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
how to deal with ghosts

-clear the chat
-draw an unflattering pic of them
-put it as your chat wallpaper
-change their name to “🪦”
-wait 6 months
-enjoy
March 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
nobody:

13yo me naming all my boyfriends that ‘went to a different school’:
March 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wow everything’s computer
March 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
wow everything’s computer
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
am so tired ive just shaved one leg then sacked off doing the other
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this is where i post from
March 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
someone here puts marmalade on their pancakes
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM