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Just get a load of Wagon Wheels. He / Him
Fair enough but it would have been more impressive to teach a stupid one
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Tonight's the night where I wake up to check the score, then go back to sleep where I dream about a different score, then I wake up to check the score, but it's another dream about checking the score, then I actually wake up and have absolutely no sense of what's real anymore 👍🏻 #Ashes
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know what Sussex authorities have got me ☺️🎁🚲
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Cool. Now do fingering
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Surely the BBC cricket writers should know this already
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
No fan of Chansiri, but I don't think this is the answer #swfc
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love Claudia Winkleman, but surely the better thing would have been to use a bucket of water or a blanket
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sorry but insanity is the absolute last thing you'd want from a chippy
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
#JohnLewis have done it again 😭
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Only after he's finished filming the Jeff Stelling biopic though
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm not putting all the blame on Alex Hartley, but maybe don't goad the world's angriest cricketer 🤷🏻‍♂️ #CWC25 #ENGvSA
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fair enough but how is anyone supposed to know that's an inn?
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Word of my two year stint at Fletcher Moss Rangers in the early 90s has made it to LinkedIn
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I thought Begbies Traynor was the person who taught this guy #swfc
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Thanks for the offer, Agron, but I'm afraid that would be simply impossible
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The new presenters of Strictly should be a pair ill suited to presenting Strictly and the thought of them presenting Strictly brings a wry smile to the reader of this post 👍🏻
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
That you shouldn't have eaten that many?
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Who are your kids dressing up as for World Mental Health Day?
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Matthew Marsden walked so every single male X Factor contestant could run #TOTP
October 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lucky Roundhead
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Super Furry Animals tickets secured, so let's all enjoy this playlist #SFAOK open.spotify.com/playlist/10e...
Problem Rock – Ted's Best of the Super Furry Animals
open.spotify.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I was going to post something dead funny but my videos won't upload with sound
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Baked a cake that's being eaten in front of me by a bunch of strangers or people I hardly know. I've now realised that this is my idea of hell 👍🏻
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thanks to @thecricketdraft.bsky.social for another great season. I won my Blast league by 3,000 points, but lost my County Championship title going for the three-peat.

I'll be back next year to reclaim it 🏆
September 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ahh the Judgement Night soundtrack. The great unifier of 90s music 🥹
BBC Radio 6 Music
The Huey Show

Now Playing
Teenage Fanclub & De La Soul
Fallin'
September 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM