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Just get a load of Wagon Wheels. He / Him
Chain them to a radiator?
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Spent the weekend in Grasmere, the best place in the world 🌎
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Me whenever anyone gives me any criticism of any kind #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
It's very uncouth behaviour to celebrate scoring against or beating #swfc this season. Very uncouth indeed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Looks like Warren G is going to be on the streets, trying to consume
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I find the events in Home Alone 2 to be implausible
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#RIPChrisRea I hope you both saw and enjoyed this meme
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Ted
December 1, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Finished S1 of #TheNightManager yesterday. It's a great programme about a man (Tom Hiddleston) who immediately falls in love with every woman he meets 👍🏻
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It's that time of year when Sufjan Stevens wants to kiss your mum on the tits 👍🏻
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This art gallery in Bergen has a fantastic portrait of the neighbour from Home Alone as a younger man
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Finished my end of year music best ofs 👍🏻
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Fair enough but it would have been more impressive to teach a stupid one
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Tonight's the night where I wake up to check the score, then go back to sleep where I dream about a different score, then I wake up to check the score, but it's another dream about checking the score, then I actually wake up and have absolutely no sense of what's real anymore 👍🏻 #Ashes
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know what Sussex authorities have got me ☺️🎁🚲
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Cool. Now do fingering
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Surely the BBC cricket writers should know this already
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
No fan of Chansiri, but I don't think this is the answer #swfc
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love Claudia Winkleman, but surely the better thing would have been to use a bucket of water or a blanket
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sorry but insanity is the absolute last thing you'd want from a chippy
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
#JohnLewis have done it again 😭
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Only after he's finished filming the Jeff Stelling biopic though
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm not putting all the blame on Alex Hartley, but maybe don't goad the world's angriest cricketer 🤷🏻‍♂️ #CWC25 #ENGvSA
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fair enough but how is anyone supposed to know that's an inn?
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM