Ted
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Just get a load of Wagon Wheels. He / Him
Fair enough but it would have been more impressive to teach a stupid one
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Fair enough but it would have been more impressive to teach a stupid one
I know what Sussex authorities have got me ☺️🎁🚲
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I know what Sussex authorities have got me ☺️🎁🚲
Cool. Now do fingering
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Cool. Now do fingering
Surely the BBC cricket writers should know this already
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Surely the BBC cricket writers should know this already
I love Claudia Winkleman, but surely the better thing would have been to use a bucket of water or a blanket
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I love Claudia Winkleman, but surely the better thing would have been to use a bucket of water or a blanket
Sorry but insanity is the absolute last thing you'd want from a chippy
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sorry but insanity is the absolute last thing you'd want from a chippy
Only after he's finished filming the Jeff Stelling biopic though
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Only after he's finished filming the Jeff Stelling biopic though
Fair enough but how is anyone supposed to know that's an inn?
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Fair enough but how is anyone supposed to know that's an inn?
Word of my two year stint at Fletcher Moss Rangers in the early 90s has made it to LinkedIn
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Word of my two year stint at Fletcher Moss Rangers in the early 90s has made it to LinkedIn
Thanks for the offer, Agron, but I'm afraid that would be simply impossible
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Thanks for the offer, Agron, but I'm afraid that would be simply impossible
That you shouldn't have eaten that many?
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
That you shouldn't have eaten that many?
The lads down at Jaffa Cakes HQ need to be stopped
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The lads down at Jaffa Cakes HQ need to be stopped
Happy anniversary to my finest hour (I was 17)
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy anniversary to my finest hour (I was 17)
This guy is having a terrible time of it #AlienEarth
September 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This guy is having a terrible time of it #AlienEarth
And they say Twitter is dead
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
And they say Twitter is dead
Got some new football boots
September 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got some new football boots
Last week I was on a beach in Greece and a little swan bobbed by 🦢
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Last week I was on a beach in Greece and a little swan bobbed by 🦢
What a shame. I loved her in The Beach and Snowpiercer
September 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
What a shame. I loved her in The Beach and Snowpiercer
I've diagnosed your mum
September 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've diagnosed your mum
Never change, Freeview channel 52 🎅🏻 #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear
September 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Never change, Freeview channel 52 🎅🏻 #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear
Maybe if they made it lighter it would be easier to play in
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Maybe if they made it lighter it would be easier to play in