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"I could make you into a vampire," the monster whispered.
"Living forever? After the twenty years I've lived? That's a curse!"
The monster sighed; another one like that. It took pride in not paying attention to the human world; this laziness seemed like wisdom these days.
"Living forever? After the twenty years I've lived? That's a curse!"
The monster sighed; another one like that. It took pride in not paying attention to the human world; this laziness seemed like wisdom these days.
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"I could make you into a vampire," the monster whispered.
"Living forever? After the twenty years I've lived? That's a curse!"
The monster sighed; another one like that. It took pride in not paying attention to the human world; this laziness seemed like wisdom these days.
"Living forever? After the twenty years I've lived? That's a curse!"
The monster sighed; another one like that. It took pride in not paying attention to the human world; this laziness seemed like wisdom these days.
“It’s time we went back to hunting and gathering, Derek.”
“Uh. We’re outside the home of the CEO of -.”
“I said what I said. I’ll do the hunting. You do the gathering.”
“Uh. We’re outside the home of the CEO of -.”
“I said what I said. I’ll do the hunting. You do the gathering.”
September 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“It’s time we went back to hunting and gathering, Derek.”
“Uh. We’re outside the home of the CEO of -.”
“I said what I said. I’ll do the hunting. You do the gathering.”
“Uh. We’re outside the home of the CEO of -.”
“I said what I said. I’ll do the hunting. You do the gathering.”
“but i deserve to live more than one page? i could be a short story! i could be so much more t
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“but i deserve to live more than one page? i could be a short story! i could be so much more t
Max came to regret making Siri the safe word.
September 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Max came to regret making Siri the safe word.
"You ... I mean, I've never been to an exorcism before, but do you normally put a ghost in the microwave and then turn it on?”
August 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"You ... I mean, I've never been to an exorcism before, but do you normally put a ghost in the microwave and then turn it on?”
The title of my next novel: Advance Reader’s Copy.
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The title of my next novel: Advance Reader’s Copy.
the zombies ate poems
starving on haiku alone
hunting down slam poets
starving on haiku alone
hunting down slam poets
August 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the zombies ate poems
starving on haiku alone
hunting down slam poets
starving on haiku alone
hunting down slam poets
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Remember, gang, mute whatever words and tags you need to in order to give yourself some equilibrium. Doomscrolling won’t help anything.
June 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Remember, gang, mute whatever words and tags you need to in order to give yourself some equilibrium. Doomscrolling won’t help anything.
Once upon a time the emperor insisted his birthday be a holiday but it was only properly celebrated after he died.
May 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Once upon a time the emperor insisted his birthday be a holiday but it was only properly celebrated after he died.
upon a time there was a story that tried not not to have a beginning so that it could not end at
May 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
upon a time there was a story that tried not not to have a beginning so that it could not end at
you asked for a long
poem greedy for words
but i said that no one
reads long-form anym
poem greedy for words
but i said that no one
reads long-form anym
May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
you asked for a long
poem greedy for words
but i said that no one
reads long-form anym
poem greedy for words
but i said that no one
reads long-form anym
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
Once upon a time there was a story, and like all stories it could not have a happy ending because it had an ending.
April 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Once upon a time there was a story, and like all stories it could not have a happy ending because it had an ending.
"Your honour, I request a new client as this one only communicates with me in memes and I don't understand most of them."
March 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Your honour, I request a new client as this one only communicates with me in memes and I don't understand most of them."
"Hay there," he said, but sadly for him the centaur joke only worked in print
March 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Hay there," he said, but sadly for him the centaur joke only worked in print
I am waiting on the day that an ad for a mobile game plays with its own unskippable ad for another game within that ad…..
March 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I am waiting on the day that an ad for a mobile game plays with its own unskippable ad for another game within that ad…..
"Summoning a demon to help you finish your religious studies homework is... a choice," Bulgrazoth said slowly
March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Summoning a demon to help you finish your religious studies homework is... a choice," Bulgrazoth said slowly
write me a poem she said
but the weather was dull
and the world was so not
metaphors became wounds
and nothing kind would come
he had to say he wouldn't
and never told her why
but the weather was dull
and the world was so not
metaphors became wounds
and nothing kind would come
he had to say he wouldn't
and never told her why
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
write me a poem she said
but the weather was dull
and the world was so not
metaphors became wounds
and nothing kind would come
he had to say he wouldn't
and never told her why
but the weather was dull
and the world was so not
metaphors became wounds
and nothing kind would come
he had to say he wouldn't
and never told her why
Mostly for legal reasons, MaryBeth refused to be a character in the novel.
February 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mostly for legal reasons, MaryBeth refused to be a character in the novel.
"I am tired," the god said.
"But you could still win." Fate reset the board. "My chance against your faith. You have a hope."
And the god wished, just once, that gods could also find solace in prayer.
"But you could still win." Fate reset the board. "My chance against your faith. You have a hope."
And the god wished, just once, that gods could also find solace in prayer.
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"I am tired," the god said.
"But you could still win." Fate reset the board. "My chance against your faith. You have a hope."
And the god wished, just once, that gods could also find solace in prayer.
"But you could still win." Fate reset the board. "My chance against your faith. You have a hope."
And the god wished, just once, that gods could also find solace in prayer.
"If being in Hell counts, then in a manner of speaking isn't everyone still around?"
February 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"If being in Hell counts, then in a manner of speaking isn't everyone still around?"
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February 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Unless it is cast by a professional mage or in one of the six approved mage colleges, it is not a spell. What we have here is an accident of thaumic proportions, nothing more."
January 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Unless it is cast by a professional mage or in one of the six approved mage colleges, it is not a spell. What we have here is an accident of thaumic proportions, nothing more."
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Mary Oliver bringing truth this morning.
@maryoliverdaily.bsky.social
@maryoliverdaily.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mary Oliver bringing truth this morning.
@maryoliverdaily.bsky.social
@maryoliverdaily.bsky.social
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“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness… The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live…is…victory.” Howard Zinn
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness… The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live…is…victory.” Howard Zinn