jake kelly
notjakekelly.bsky.social
jake kelly
@notjakekelly.bsky.social
he/him
uw-madison alum
pdx 🌲
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Full credit and applause Horace for articulating this so spot on! Absolutely correct take! Thank you! #wnba
August 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Might I suggest now being a good time to rethink your LA Times subscription.
January 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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One more lane. Just one more lane bro, that’s all I need. No cmon man, just one more lane.
December 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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the girl I’m rooming with says I’m the only girl she’s ever seen pull it off 😏
December 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
sorest loser of all time 💀
December 11, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Every single woman I’ve seen with grey/silver/white hair is a beautiful, powerful, mysterious goddess. Big Hair Dye is a scam.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???

Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
does noah eagle have a second home in madison yet
December 4, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.
November 29, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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Why would Wisconsin continue to start Braedyn Locke when my grandmother has a year of eligibility left?
November 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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I DIDN’T FUCKIN’ DO THIS
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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This woman is deeply unwell.
November 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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It’s not every day you get to see elk checking out Haystack Rock along Cannon Beach 🦌🪨🌊
@koin6.bsky.social #Oregon #ORwx
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM