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Life is no laughing matter. Now more than ever.
He thought he was the King of America
But it was just a boulevard of broken dreams. #kingofamerica #noamericankings
June 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Omit the apostrophe. #taco #letsgotaco #noamericankings
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Now I want a chicken taco. #noamericankings #taco #letsgotaco
June 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He thought he was the King of America
But it was just a boulevard of broken dreams. #noamericankings
King of America
YouTube video by Rumpoleful
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June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I met a President, not fake royalty. #noamericankings
June 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There are few things more satisfying in life than seeing a stand-up guy like Rory McIlroy win the green jacket over a MAGA blowhard who takes LIV blood money.
April 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nanette Fabray wore Mama’s floral patterned dress.
March 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Worth the wait.
March 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Mixed tape for federal employees contemplating the Deferred Resignation Program. T-minus 33 minutes. #doge 🎶
February 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A mixed tape for eligible federal employees contemplating the Deferred Retirement Program. 🎶
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Good bacon doesn’t need breakfast cereal flavorings.
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hey, Seattleites! Want to know what the colors of fire hydrants represent?
• Light blue: More than 1500 gallons per minute (GPM);
• Green: 1000-1499 GPM;
• Orange: 500-999 GPM;
• Red: <500 GPM

Check the color of the hydrants in your neighborhoods!
January 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Saw an episode on The Dick Van Dyke Show, “Show of Hands”, (S4, E28) which Rob Petrie accepts an award from the Committee for Racial Understanding. He aspires for the day in which we no longer need to bestow awards for interracial understanding. We’re further from that goal now than in 1965.
December 9, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The #NationalDogShow is in the house! I much prefer David Frei and John Hurley over the Westminster telecast. You can tell Frei and Hurley love dogs. Chris Fowler sounds like he’d rather work the Duke Mayo Bowl. The others are forgettable.
November 28, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.

But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.

We can no longer teach our children that.

And that's really fucking tragic.
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
No comment.
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
John Boy published excerpts of Mein Kampf without the express written consent of the Führer. He left himself liable to a copyright violation lawsuit, thereby demonstrating how Walton’s Mountain was a hotbed of defiance.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Trump picking a cabinet is like the devil selecting the “jury of the damned” after Homer goes on trial for eating the forbidden doughnut.
The Simpsons Jury Of The Dammed!! NED FLANDERS THE DEVIL (Classic Scene)
YouTube video by Uncle Moe
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November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Lol
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
So you’re flying on your future boss’ private jet and you anticipate a high-end meal since your future boss is supposedly RAF. Instead, you get a Big Mac. And super-sized spuds fried in a canola blend. Instead of beef fallow. 🍔🍟
Big Mac Song - 70's McDonalds Commercial - Two All Beef Patties
YouTube video by haikarate4
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November 19, 2024 at 8:49 AM
How long before “Last Christmas” becomes a holiday earworm?
Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)
YouTube video by WhamVEVO
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November 19, 2024 at 8:38 AM