He thought he was the King of America
But it was just a boulevard of broken dreams. #kingofamerica #noamericankings

Omit the apostrophe. #taco #letsgotaco #noamericankings

Now I want a chicken taco. #noamericankings #taco #letsgotaco

There are few things more satisfying in life than seeing a stand-up guy like Rory McIlroy win the green jacket over a MAGA blowhard who takes LIV blood money.

Nanette Fabray wore Mama’s floral patterned dress.

Worth the wait.

Mixed tape for federal employees contemplating the Deferred Resignation Program. T-minus 33 minutes. #doge 🎶

A mixed tape for eligible federal employees contemplating the Deferred Retirement Program. 🎶

Good bacon doesn’t need breakfast cereal flavorings.

Hey, Seattleites! Want to know what the colors of fire hydrants represent?
• Light blue: More than 1500 gallons per minute (GPM);
• Green: 1000-1499 GPM;
• Orange: 500-999 GPM;
• Red: <500 GPM

Check the color of the hydrants in your neighborhoods!

Saw an episode on The Dick Van Dyke Show, “Show of Hands”, (S4, E28) which Rob Petrie accepts an award from the Committee for Racial Understanding. He aspires for the day in which we no longer need to bestow awards for interracial understanding. We’re further from that goal now than in 1965.

No comment.

John Boy published excerpts of Mein Kampf without the express written consent of the Führer. He left himself liable to a copyright violation lawsuit, thereby demonstrating how Walton’s Mountain was a hotbed of defiance.

Even the New York Post finds humor in Robert Kennedy’s discomfort eating fast food with the other reptiles.

He opposes vaccinations and fluoridated water, but will eat a supersized meal and drink a Coke. America, the next secretary of Health and Human Services.