William Miller, Disappointer in Chief
@notbillmiller.bsky.social
The Ghost of William Miller™. Time of Trouble prognosticator. Premature Adventist. CEO/Founder: Great Disappointment, LLC.
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I know this has been a long time in coming, but here I am. I hope you're not as disappointed as I am.
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Y'all, that is not the sign of a new pope. That is chemtrails. Get in the house! Get in the house, Rome!
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Y'all, that is not the sign of a new pope. That is chemtrails. Get in the house! Get in the house, Rome!
Still disappointed. 😩
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Still disappointed. 😩
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Have fun not storming the capitol!
Happy January 6th, Democrats!
Have fun not storming the capitol!
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Have fun not storming the capitol!
TBH, this certification sucks. 😩
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
TBH, this certification sucks. 😩
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The leader we should have had
January 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The leader we should have had
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What they promised:
- Lower grocery prices
What they’re giving:
- War on neighbors
- Ban pornography
- President Musk
- Lower grocery prices
What they’re giving:
- War on neighbors
- Ban pornography
- President Musk
January 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What they promised:
- Lower grocery prices
What they’re giving:
- War on neighbors
- Ban pornography
- President Musk
- Lower grocery prices
What they’re giving:
- War on neighbors
- Ban pornography
- President Musk
January 6, 2025 - with the certification of the beast do we now introduce the Time of Trouble™?
January 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
January 6, 2025 - with the certification of the beast do we now introduce the Time of Trouble™?
Rocks. 😫
Pour some sugar on me. More. Keep going. Okay, now bricks.
December 31, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Rocks. 😫
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Daily horoscope:
Your day will feel like a goose down pillow - a cozy and promising beginning that will only end in lumpy disappointment.
Your day will feel like a goose down pillow - a cozy and promising beginning that will only end in lumpy disappointment.
December 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Daily horoscope:
Your day will feel like a goose down pillow - a cozy and promising beginning that will only end in lumpy disappointment.
Your day will feel like a goose down pillow - a cozy and promising beginning that will only end in lumpy disappointment.
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I just used my new air fryer, and I gotta say it's a bit of a disappointment. Everyone told me how good using it is, but I can't taste any difference between air and fried air.
December 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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I am pleased to offer next level disappointment 24/7/365.
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I am pleased to offer next level disappointment 24/7/365.
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William Miller went up on a hill in 1844. Waited and waited. Nothing. Then they gave up and came down. Thusly was born the expression “it’s miller time.”
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
William Miller went up on a hill in 1844. Waited and waited. Nothing. Then they gave up and came down. Thusly was born the expression “it’s miller time.”
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~ October 22 ~
1844: The deadline for Jesus to return for the Second Coming, according to Baptist preacher William Miller. Such was "The Great Disappointment" at Christ's absence on this day that the Millerites split into different Adventist churches, each with their own explanation for the no-show.
1844: The deadline for Jesus to return for the Second Coming, according to Baptist preacher William Miller. Such was "The Great Disappointment" at Christ's absence on this day that the Millerites split into different Adventist churches, each with their own explanation for the no-show.
October 22, 2024 at 7:10 AM
~ October 22 ~
1844: The deadline for Jesus to return for the Second Coming, according to Baptist preacher William Miller. Such was "The Great Disappointment" at Christ's absence on this day that the Millerites split into different Adventist churches, each with their own explanation for the no-show.
1844: The deadline for Jesus to return for the Second Coming, according to Baptist preacher William Miller. Such was "The Great Disappointment" at Christ's absence on this day that the Millerites split into different Adventist churches, each with their own explanation for the no-show.
January 20, 2025 will succeed October 22, 1844 as one of the worst days in history. 😫
December 27, 2024 at 5:05 AM
January 20, 2025 will succeed October 22, 1844 as one of the worst days in history. 😫
I'm here now, trying to ascend in the east to the Blue Sky. My terrible history has come with me. Enjoy or don't, it's your choice. 😩
I will be cleaning up irrelevant or broken post by October 22, 2025.
I will be cleaning up irrelevant or broken post by October 22, 2025.
December 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I'm here now, trying to ascend in the east to the Blue Sky. My terrible history has come with me. Enjoy or don't, it's your choice. 😩
I will be cleaning up irrelevant or broken post by October 22, 2025.
I will be cleaning up irrelevant or broken post by October 22, 2025.
Don't blame me, I voted for Henry Clay.😩
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for Henry Clay.😩
Lo, I must take my leave, though I had hoped for more fruitful discourse. Mayhap the days ahead will bear the clarity and zeal we lacked. Though my spirit lingers heavy, until we tweet again. 😩😩
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Lo, I must take my leave, though I had hoped for more fruitful discourse. Mayhap the days ahead will bear the clarity and zeal we lacked. Though my spirit lingers heavy, until we tweet again. 😩😩
😩ppy Thanksgiving.
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
😩ppy Thanksgiving.
Is it now the hour to bid farewell to the social fellowship once hight Twitter? Shalt thou even mourn my passing thence?
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Is it now the hour to bid farewell to the social fellowship once hight Twitter? Shalt thou even mourn my passing thence?
Even mother nature knows, 2 major storm systems pummeling the US. She is crying for us. 😩
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Even mother nature knows, 2 major storm systems pummeling the US. She is crying for us. 😩
I’m over qualified for the cabinet, and I’m just a humble wayward ghost. 😩
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I’m over qualified for the cabinet, and I’m just a humble wayward ghost. 😩
Welcome to the United States, how may I disappoint you today? 😫
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Welcome to the United States, how may I disappoint you today? 😫
I’ve never been more disappointed. If you know me, that’s saying something.
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I’ve never been more disappointed. If you know me, that’s saying something.
Dear AI, this doesn't look like me.
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December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Dear AI, this doesn't look like me.
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