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just another girl in the world trying to make sense of it all

Buy a boat, Go Dawgs.
Pinned
It me. I’m pointy-side up.
It’s disturbing how close I came to buying these.

(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving
a lot of you are spending your sunday staying focused on Lane when what you should be doing is staying in your lane on the path to the Lord's eternal embrace
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers for making a Grown-Up Coaching Decision™️
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s not just that we have to play Bama again. It’s that I bought a spectacular pair of pants I could’ve worn to the SECC only if we played Ole Miss—because the red is just a shade too close to crimson.

The struggle is real, people.
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Lane Kiffin is reportedly holding a meeting on Sunday morning BUT NO ONE SPECIFIED WHICH SUNDAY MORNING SEE YOU ON MAY 30TH 2027
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Y’all wanna see a 5-loss ACC champion?
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sweet Jesus, Auburn’s kicker is so teeny
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look, I’m happy for Vandy, but Heupel’s look of complete and utter despair tugged at my heart. Am I losing my edge?
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They’re playing Soulja Boy in Charlottesville and I’m having 2007 flashbacks
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me, waking up on the last regular season CFB Saturday of 2025
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I can’t wait to see her in April. open.spotify.com/track/0JAaTG...
Buckle
open.spotify.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The way I GASPED
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Et voilà.
Why yes, I am stress cooking, why do you ask
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Shadier than a pine tree forest” LOLOL
@glitterburrito.bsky.social remains undefeated
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Go Dawgs.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
:01 and I still don’t trust it
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Brett Thorson kicked that ball clear to Gwinnett Co
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why yes, I am stress cooking, why do you ask
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Damn it, I should be at the Benz.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Go Dawgs.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
An all-around amazing day.

Thankful for you turkeys.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Decisions, decisions.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
[Ricky Nelson song plays in Uber]

MIL: Wow; he just fell off the face of the earth at some point, didn’t he?

Me: …
a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hi hello happy Thanksgiving

Everyone please get out of my kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM