not arizona
@notarizona.bsky.social
just another girl in the world trying to make sense of it all
Buy a boat, Go Dawgs.
Buy a boat, Go Dawgs.
It’s disturbing how close I came to buying these.
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s disturbing how close I came to buying these.
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
(@justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social: these cost about the same as the corset 🫠)
Why yes, I am stress cooking, why do you ask
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why yes, I am stress cooking, why do you ask
Damn it, I should be at the Benz.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Damn it, I should be at the Benz.
An all-around amazing day.
Thankful for you turkeys.
Thankful for you turkeys.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
An all-around amazing day.
Thankful for you turkeys.
Thankful for you turkeys.
Decisions, decisions.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Decisions, decisions.
Update: they moved. Sort of.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Update: they moved. Sort of.
These two have settled in for the long weekend; you should too.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
These two have settled in for the long weekend; you should too.
My little solo tradition lives on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My little solo tradition lives on.
Sometimes, chopping stuff is the best therapy
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes, chopping stuff is the best therapy
Okay, time to start choppin’
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Okay, time to start choppin’
Someone missed me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Someone missed me.
Ask (politely) and you shall receive
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ask (politely) and you shall receive
Well, would you look at that 💎
Time to go home.
Time to go home.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Well, would you look at that 💎
Time to go home.
Time to go home.
I’m strangely okay with eating from a tray on my lap
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m strangely okay with eating from a tray on my lap
THAT’S A WRAP ON METSTRADE*
*this is my third
*this is my third
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
THAT’S A WRAP ON METSTRADE*
*this is my third
*this is my third
Just ate a gala meal by a Michelin-starred chef that, while mostly delicious, felt more like a snack than a meal, so this is a suuuuper idea
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just ate a gala meal by a Michelin-starred chef that, while mostly delicious, felt more like a snack than a meal, so this is a suuuuper idea
It’s giving fish + “paint by numbers”
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s giving fish + “paint by numbers”
Let’s attend a 3-hour boat gala
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Let’s attend a 3-hour boat gala
oh come on, just give it to me already
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
oh come on, just give it to me already
Two of my coworkers just did the OH-IO call in the middle of the bar, so I took the opportunity to play this video
(thanks @majorarschloch.bsky.social)
(thanks @majorarschloch.bsky.social)
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Two of my coworkers just did the OH-IO call in the middle of the bar, so I took the opportunity to play this video
(thanks @majorarschloch.bsky.social)
(thanks @majorarschloch.bsky.social)
why yes, I will have the tagliolini with burrata, spinach, and black truffles, thank you
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
why yes, I will have the tagliolini with burrata, spinach, and black truffles, thank you