straight guys think about lord of the rings in the funniest ways like they log on and they’re like well if aragorn had faced faramir in a fight who would win who is more powerful like brother first of all faramir would whimper and moan audibly if aragorn so much as slapped him

DOCTOR: *removes several crates of gerbils from the back of a semi*

OPTIMUS PRIME: i don’t know how those got in there i swear

Reading Lord of the Rings again because it’s nice to hear about some fat little stoners who wreck an asshole’s shit