NotA4YearOld
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Never trade luck for skill
Prediction: At some point Trump will say that the Statue of Liberty should be polished to its original copper color.
May 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Prediction: At some point Trump will say that the Statue of Liberty should be polished to its original copper color.
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Everyone “finishing” this game is like “my my what a delightful little puzzler” and everyone that sticks with it sounds like the protagonist at the end of a lovecraft story.
I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MOST UTTERLY BAT SHIT THING IN THE BLUE PRINCE I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everyone “finishing” this game is like “my my what a delightful little puzzler” and everyone that sticks with it sounds like the protagonist at the end of a lovecraft story.
Measuring cups are for bakers and cowards
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Measuring cups are for bakers and cowards
I beat #blueprince after about 20 hours, but I only unlocked 1 achievement. I just found a puzzle that leads to 8 more puzzles, that will, I assume, lead to even more puzzles. Too much game in my game. #GOTY
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I beat #blueprince after about 20 hours, but I only unlocked 1 achievement. I just found a puzzle that leads to 8 more puzzles, that will, I assume, lead to even more puzzles. Too much game in my game. #GOTY
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on this day
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
on this day
If I had a pet parrot, I would be a menace. Just a constant hype man on my shoulder for me to run bits with. 1980s highschool bully level shenanigans.
March 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If I had a pet parrot, I would be a menace. Just a constant hype man on my shoulder for me to run bits with. 1980s highschool bully level shenanigans.
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In the interest of full disclosure, this remark was prompted by overthinking why some variations of the "she eben on my nezer til I scrooge" template meme work and others don't, and how sometimes it's because it just doesn't seem plausible that a given piece of gibberish could be a sex act.
March 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In the interest of full disclosure, this remark was prompted by overthinking why some variations of the "she eben on my nezer til I scrooge" template meme work and others don't, and how sometimes it's because it just doesn't seem plausible that a given piece of gibberish could be a sex act.
The day after Mario day (Mar 10) is now Luigi day.
March 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The day after Mario day (Mar 10) is now Luigi day.
A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors
March 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors
Live by the Wiley.
Die by the Coyote.
Die by the Coyote.
March 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Live by the Wiley.
Die by the Coyote.
Die by the Coyote.
Nothing makes me want to call in a bomb threat more than setting up window 11 on a new laptop. Allegedly.
February 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Nothing makes me want to call in a bomb threat more than setting up window 11 on a new laptop. Allegedly.
If you see this, share a Skeleton.
February 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you see this, share a Skeleton.
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Love a good footnote
February 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Love a good footnote
I just want to be cold and wet like a fish
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just want to be cold and wet like a fish
Laws don't stop fascists, bullets do.
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Laws don't stop fascists, bullets do.
Fuck John Calvin
January 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fuck John Calvin
Listening to the #darksouls soundtrack is wild, because I'm intimately familiar with the start of every song, but past around the one minute mark it is entirely new noises. Usually either the boss is dead by then or I am.
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Listening to the #darksouls soundtrack is wild, because I'm intimately familiar with the start of every song, but past around the one minute mark it is entirely new noises. Usually either the boss is dead by then or I am.
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And neither was LA apparently
Rome wasn't burnt in a day
January 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And neither was LA apparently
I have never once said "correct me if I'm wrong" without being absolutely sure that I was right.
January 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I have never once said "correct me if I'm wrong" without being absolutely sure that I was right.
Give me a month for the other six deadly sins
January 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Give me a month for the other six deadly sins