I love buying new boxers and just wearing them, this shit sound so weird but just that feeling of fresh new cotton hugging your balls is insane

( i am so absolutely touched starved )

if you aren't blowdrying your balls when you get out of the shower are you even alive

I assume the bowel blockage is a 12 inch dildo lodged up his asshole.

all right

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

Still hoping Trump dies in a really funny way on camera

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

Aki my beloved
#art #csm

My first attempt at drawing myself as a furry, technically my sona?

Idk id love to hear some tips
#furryart #furrysfw