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not-ina-garten.bsky.social
Garden
@not-ina-garten.bsky.social
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Nsfw sometimes just like real life
I skeet like tumblr and I block liberally
If I don't know you irl I may just block you, idk. I'm mostly just here to interact with my local friends
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not-ina-garten.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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tansy.bsky.social
Nobody tell him
A sticker with my sona with suitcases and a bone and a little hat on. He is loudly yelling MIDWEST FUCKFEST! oh boy! Oh wow! And looking around with joy and wonder
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
one of the most fuckable ships
t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus cookaycie ✨☀️✨ @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 8d
just thinking about naboo starfighters naboo starfighters are the best ship design in any scifi ever i love naboo starfighters i would fuck a naboo starfighter
a naboo starfighter from star wars i: the phantom menace. a sleek yellow T shaped spaceship. the cockpit is along the long perpendicular part of the T with a sharp pointed tail behind it and a yellow R2 model Droid slotted behind the cockpit. the main body is flat, but the edges of the top of the T have tubular engine drives with long pointed parts behind them
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
this is true, i do it to my girlfriend all the time
cloacadentata.bsky.social Pebble @cloacadentata.bsky.social · 10d
possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
this one was for me 😈
furfest.org Midwest FurFest @furfest.org · 5d
“I’ve been called a musky husky. Good. Let the scent of the real world cling to you.
I am Lichenthrope, and I’ve shed the sterile weakness of civilization. You can too.
You might smell me before you see me at MFF 2025.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
OHGF SHIT
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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sky-writes.bsky.social
PAGLIACCI: hi doc

DOCTOR: Oh hey what brings ya in today, pagster? Say is that a new pointy clown hat

PAGLIACCI: haha you always notice those things, it’s so sweet! just a checkup though hehe

DOCTOR: I’ll get the ol bonesaw ayyyy just kiddin!
January 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
my top five film genres:

-golden light and food more beautiful than could ever be real
-parent apologizes
-roller skates/women driving fast
-little guy (gender neutral)
-unfortunate involvement of John Lasseter
deerea.rs deertransition, baby @deerea.rs · 13d
top five film genres:

-journalist uncovers a conspiracy
-sci-fi adaptations of short stories (not novels)
-A Film By Wong Kar Wai
-girl whispers something, no audio
-scissors as a weapon
valkyri-anna.bsky.social Not A Reindeer 🕊️🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 14d
Top five film genres:

-Rich “people” fucking suck
-A series of loosely plot-connected music videos
-Two to four girls participate in shenanigans and/or hijinks
-Benoit Blanc
-Sword
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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shanyix.bsky.social
domestic moments ✨
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
this is what my house looks like btw
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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effyneprin.bsky.social
OC sketch 🙏
A muscular woman from behind, she has short messy hair tied up in a small ponytail. She's wearing a tight white vest and she's sweating so the vest looks a little damp. She has some durable work gloves on her hands and has her arms raised up in a flexing pose. She has a tattoo on her left arm and is wearing a heavy duty belt that is holding a big sledgehammer at her back. The sledgehammer has a heart shape carved into the head.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
AYYY let's gooo! that's what we like to see
furfest.org Midwest FurFest @furfest.org · 16d
Questions or concerns, please email info@furfest.org !
To be completely clear regarding concerns: Per our Code of Conduct, wearing or displaying garments, costumes, or signage that are deemed by MFF to intimidate or communicate hostile messaging or sentiment is prohibited. Given the current situation, we want to assure you that this includes cosplay or costuming that incorporates tactical or military-style gear. Individuals wearing such items may be asked to remove them or leave convention spaces. We hear you. We are very aware and know the tensions personally, as we have many staff in Chicago, as well as around the world. We are keeping a constant eye on concerns and reports, and assure you that we are doing everything possible to provide both a great convention experience and a safe environment for everyone. Our amazing Safety Team is active around the clock and maintains direct communication with local public safety and emergency services. If you see anything that looks off, alarming, or in violation of these guidelines, please report it immediately. Your con badge includes emergency contact information and hotline numbers for exactly these situations.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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kandykanejames.bsky.social
Suck em’ fuck em’ robots
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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tansy.bsky.social
Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c
A yellow and black bumper sticker that says PLEASE BE PATIENT, I'M A DOG and features a little doggy going "??" and putting his paws on a steering wheel. There are also some pawprint motifs.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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sbworkersunited.org
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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samuraiflamenco.bsky.social
obi wan: master it seems as if master sifo-dyas commissioned an entire army of identical armored men to be led by the jedi
fujoshi yoda: hmmmmm?
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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jiouska.bsky.social
head over heels
#furryart
July 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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sky-writes.bsky.social
hi! so, my disability insurance has been really bad to deal with and still hasn't come through, and i am now officially moneyless. i have some commissions lined up and am just hoping for something to limp through the next few days while i finish those. anything is truly appreciated! thank you 🩷💕
sky-writes.bsky.social sky da gingerbread mouse ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · Oct 28
heyyyy so, things are pretty tight right now and i can see the bottom of the bowl, i could use a lil help. but only if you're financially cozy at the moment! but it would be a really big help for the next couple days 🩷

vnmo: sky-viola
paypl: skyleaton

i'm sorry thank you
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
MFF has deleted their half hearted statement from yesterday. I hope this means they're listening to us when we say they need to take a clear stance.

Do not: Harass MFF staff. It is unlikely the person you talk to is making the final decision.

Do: Use your voice to let them know this matters to us.
furfest.org Midwest FurFest @furfest.org · 19d
We want to make clear that escalation of concerns to harassment of volunteer staff is not tolerated.

Code of Conduct is often not changed within a day, even week. We have been in discussion regarding this- while also deep in preparation for the convention. We thank you for your patience.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
not-ina-garten.bsky.social
This is insufficient. MFF needs to prohibit military gear altogether. I'm emailing them and you should too. See the verbiage I used below. You can copy/paste directly from the alt text.

LET THEM KNOW THIS IS NOT OKAY

cheetah@furfest.org
executives@furfest.org
legal@furfest.org
info@furfest.org
Crucial Code of Conduct Clarification Hello kind MFF organizer, I am so excited to attend this year's convention as a respite from the absolute chaos of this year. I appreciate MFF's announcement addressing the concerns around military and tactical gear amid the terrorization efforts of ICE and other militarized police forces in our city and throughout the country. It is reassuring to know that you recognize this year's con brings unique challenges however I believe your policies need further clarification in order to be effective. The verbiage currently used in the Code of Conduct is vague and will lead to conflict for staffers enforcing the policy and confusion from attendees who wish to abide by the policy. Please adopt a clear policy prohibiting attendees from wearing items that can be mistaken at a distance for modern law enforcement, military, or paramilitary, such as tactical gear. Big Little Fur Con has already provided easily adoptable and enforceable verbiage which I have copied and linked below. As can be seen in the comments, this policy was met with overwhelmingly positive feedback. https://bsky.app/profile/goblfc.org/post/3m2fnxdwrs22v "Do not wear items that can be mistaken at a distance for modern law enforcement, military, or paramilitary, such as 'tactical gear.' " Midwest Furfest is an oasis of safety in an increasingly hostile world. Please take this very simple step to clarify procedures for staffers and attendees and ensure MFF remains magical. Thank you! -Garden Allen
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus
next time a girl says she wants me im responding "QUANTIFY IT"
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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chocomingo.bsky.social
To sum up this thread, given recent events in the Chicagoland area due to ICE activity, for the safety of all attendees, especially international attendees, I am calling on @furfest.org to ban tactical gear & modern police/military costumes from the con space

That is the least I can ask from MFF
chocomingo.bsky.social ChocoMingo 🦩 @chocomingo.bsky.social · 21d
Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room

For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
mulchy.bsky.social shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25d
new: federal agents have targeted rideshare drivers at o'hare on at least ten separate days since october 10.

in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.

via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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sky-writes.bsky.social
please don’t!
want cute warm Mouse fashion this winter? STEAL Her LooK! Don't steal this! I Just got it:) ($0) Stop! need dis! ($0) Please Don't ($0) It is so cold… ($0) No! not my shoes too!!! ($0) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ($0)
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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taswel.bsky.social
Taping a fork to my junk and having some "Personal Moments" with the nearest electricity outlet 🙏🤘
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM