Alison
@nostrum.bsky.social
pronouns in bio 🏳️⚧️
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
Today I was just reminded that in the 90s, there was a gay panic around the Telletubbies character Tinky-Winky because it (?) carried a handbag.
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
Tinky Winky falls foul of the moral majority
When the United States switches to the public broadcasting service it sees the Teletubbies. But fundamentalist preacher Dr Jerry Falwell, the founder of the now defunct Moral Majority, sees a degenera...
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today I was just reminded that in the 90s, there was a gay panic around the Telletubbies character Tinky-Winky because it (?) carried a handbag.
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
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ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
October 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Beep is the strongest warrior!
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Beep is the strongest warrior!
Caught these two slugs banging
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Caught these two slugs banging
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
I used to have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning; hitting snooze, having 10 alarms on my phone 10 mins apart, etc. then I started drinking a bunch of water before bed and now the piss forces me to get up. Piss: the goated alarm clock
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I used to have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning; hitting snooze, having 10 alarms on my phone 10 mins apart, etc. then I started drinking a bunch of water before bed and now the piss forces me to get up. Piss: the goated alarm clock
ME: I don’t look too clocky, right?
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ME: I don’t look too clocky, right?
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
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Snort laughed at work
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Snort laughed at work
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Looking for a new pharmacy that doesn’t go out of their way to immiserate me and found maybe the most unhinged yelp review I’ve ever seen
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
August 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looking for a new pharmacy that doesn’t go out of their way to immiserate me and found maybe the most unhinged yelp review I’ve ever seen
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God I wish this were me
August 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
God I wish this were me
Made a Nigerian style beef stew with plantain fufu*. Took like 5 hours but so goddamn good. First time having fufu or Nigerian food at all. ICYW, this is “swallow” food; I’m not chewing the fufu.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
August 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Made a Nigerian style beef stew with plantain fufu*. Took like 5 hours but so goddamn good. First time having fufu or Nigerian food at all. ICYW, this is “swallow” food; I’m not chewing the fufu.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
Started lifting again; back in my testosterone-having days my 1RM for squats was like 285 lbs. Now (admittedly, years later) I’m struggling to put up 65 lbs lmao.
August 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Started lifting again; back in my testosterone-having days my 1RM for squats was like 285 lbs. Now (admittedly, years later) I’m struggling to put up 65 lbs lmao.
Hell yeah just days away from finally enjoying A Tomato
August 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hell yeah just days away from finally enjoying A Tomato
My wife made this beautiful and interesting soap dispenser for me. Not sure what’s up with the pony (?) but it’s a very sweet though and the soap works great!
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My wife made this beautiful and interesting soap dispenser for me. Not sure what’s up with the pony (?) but it’s a very sweet though and the soap works great!
Saw someone’s discord kitten waiting for her bag at the airport typing faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. She was using a combination of predictive text and gestures the likes of which I’ve never seen.
Meanwhile I long for T9
Meanwhile I long for T9
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Saw someone’s discord kitten waiting for her bag at the airport typing faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. She was using a combination of predictive text and gestures the likes of which I’ve never seen.
Meanwhile I long for T9
Meanwhile I long for T9