Alison
@nostrum.bsky.social
pronouns in bio 🏳️⚧️
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
Beep is the strongest warrior!
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Beep is the strongest warrior!
Caught these two slugs banging
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Caught these two slugs banging
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in securing the estate of the deposed prince of Nigeria.
Tell me, Mr. Anderson; what good is money if you don’t have a Western Union account to deposit it in?
Tell me, Mr. Anderson; what good is money if you don’t have a Western Union account to deposit it in?
August 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in securing the estate of the deposed prince of Nigeria.
Tell me, Mr. Anderson; what good is money if you don’t have a Western Union account to deposit it in?
Tell me, Mr. Anderson; what good is money if you don’t have a Western Union account to deposit it in?
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
Looking for a new pharmacy that doesn’t go out of their way to immiserate me and found maybe the most unhinged yelp review I’ve ever seen
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
August 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looking for a new pharmacy that doesn’t go out of their way to immiserate me and found maybe the most unhinged yelp review I’ve ever seen
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God have mercy on anyone who gets between this lady and her decorative Christmas gnomes
God I wish this were me
August 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
God I wish this were me
Made a Nigerian style beef stew with plantain fufu*. Took like 5 hours but so goddamn good. First time having fufu or Nigerian food at all. ICYW, this is “swallow” food; I’m not chewing the fufu.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
August 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Made a Nigerian style beef stew with plantain fufu*. Took like 5 hours but so goddamn good. First time having fufu or Nigerian food at all. ICYW, this is “swallow” food; I’m not chewing the fufu.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
*Yes I know it’s the wrong color. My plantains were too ripe, and I think a banana snuck in there.
Hell yeah just days away from finally enjoying A Tomato
August 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hell yeah just days away from finally enjoying A Tomato
My wife made this beautiful and interesting soap dispenser for me. Not sure what’s up with the pony (?) but it’s a very sweet though and the soap works great!
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My wife made this beautiful and interesting soap dispenser for me. Not sure what’s up with the pony (?) but it’s a very sweet though and the soap works great!
My handsome son, conveniently named Beef and Short Rib Lasagna
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My handsome son, conveniently named Beef and Short Rib Lasagna
Good eating tonight 😤😤😤
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Good eating tonight 😤😤😤
It is pie time once again
August 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It is pie time once again
Real gatherer hours who up 💯💯😤😤
August 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Real gatherer hours who up 💯💯😤😤
Goodnight, Ungoliant, my queen 👸
July 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Goodnight, Ungoliant, my queen 👸
Tony: Jesus Christ…you did it. You cooked those fucking cherries alive!
Me: So WHAT? They were fucking DRUPES! $6.99 a bag! I don’t hear you complaining when you stuff your fat face with pie by the truckload!
Me: So WHAT? They were fucking DRUPES! $6.99 a bag! I don’t hear you complaining when you stuff your fat face with pie by the truckload!
July 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tony: Jesus Christ…you did it. You cooked those fucking cherries alive!
Me: So WHAT? They were fucking DRUPES! $6.99 a bag! I don’t hear you complaining when you stuff your fat face with pie by the truckload!
Me: So WHAT? They were fucking DRUPES! $6.99 a bag! I don’t hear you complaining when you stuff your fat face with pie by the truckload!