Scooter
@nortonscott.bsky.social
Screenwriter, singer-songwriter, secular humorist, grateful. #AFC https://linktr.ee/nortonscott
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Scooter
@nortonscott.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Screenwriters, filmmakers, fellow storytelling creatives, please…I beg of you…no more killer clowns. I get it, I swear, but we’re better than this.
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Philly showin' up today
June 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Philly showin' up today
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Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.
April 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.
Metal shows restore my faith in humanity. Every fucking time. #unholyaltar #vastum #darkesthour #pigdestroyer
April 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Metal shows restore my faith in humanity. Every fucking time. #unholyaltar #vastum #darkesthour #pigdestroyer
March 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It's safe to say that anyone who sees empathy as a human weakness is not, by my definition, human.
Seeing your own essence in other people is what makes us human. It connects us. It is the opposite of weakness. It is everything. This is why I've spent my life focused on art.
Seeing your own essence in other people is what makes us human. It connects us. It is the opposite of weakness. It is everything. This is why I've spent my life focused on art.
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's safe to say that anyone who sees empathy as a human weakness is not, by my definition, human.
Seeing your own essence in other people is what makes us human. It connects us. It is the opposite of weakness. It is everything. This is why I've spent my life focused on art.
Seeing your own essence in other people is what makes us human. It connects us. It is the opposite of weakness. It is everything. This is why I've spent my life focused on art.
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Can you imagine watching a team with non-stop injuries, multiple controversial calls against them & multiple games with 10 men, sitting comfortably at 2nd place & their fans still being disappointed because they know they can do better? I’m damn proud of this team and the boys! #COYG
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Can you imagine watching a team with non-stop injuries, multiple controversial calls against them & multiple games with 10 men, sitting comfortably at 2nd place & their fans still being disappointed because they know they can do better? I’m damn proud of this team and the boys! #COYG
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maybe it’s okay to let go of characters from the past whose creators are long dead and instead embrace new characters from living writers who have new stories to tell
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
maybe it’s okay to let go of characters from the past whose creators are long dead and instead embrace new characters from living writers who have new stories to tell
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Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down.
Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.
Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.
February 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Saw a screening of a few of David Lynch’s short films. I miss seeing art made viscerally, cheaply, and for a small messy audience. It actually makes the world feel bigger and more interesting. Mass appeal shrinks it all down.
Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.
Shit inspired me. Glad I saw it.
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
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Bless
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
February 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
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It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
Actress Anne Hathaway cheering the Eagles onto victory tonight! #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #Philly #Philadelphia #SuperBowl #PhiladelphiaEagles #SuperBowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Finally understand the “Who are the Chefs?” commercial.
Chiefs + Refs.
#eagles #superbowl #beatthechefs
Chiefs + Refs.
#eagles #superbowl #beatthechefs
February 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Finally understand the “Who are the Chefs?” commercial.
Chiefs + Refs.
#eagles #superbowl #beatthechefs
Chiefs + Refs.
#eagles #superbowl #beatthechefs
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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“You shouldn't imitate anybody. You can suck up certain techniques that you can use for your own ends, but when you're examining other people's work, never forget that you do it only to get a greater sense of self and to find out what is best for you and how best you should work." — Alan J. Pakula
February 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“You shouldn't imitate anybody. You can suck up certain techniques that you can use for your own ends, but when you're examining other people's work, never forget that you do it only to get a greater sense of self and to find out what is best for you and how best you should work." — Alan J. Pakula
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thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this
February 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
thank you @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social for making me aware of this
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike