[restaurant]

waiter: how would you like your steak

me: i don't know, medium?

medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot

I don't have words to describe how grateful I am to you all for your INCREDIBLE support! Thank you all so soooo much! I have nothing to offer you except my eternal gratitude and this little cat drawn with my left hand... ;-; 💛

I cannot stress how much "making sure my author friend has a lawyer's phone number in case she gets a congressional subpoena over a literary award" is weird EVEN FOR ME