His name was Jermaine

Luscious Jackson were - and are - criminally underrated

What a shame

I have (genuinely) only ever seen at the pictures the Bond film he gets blown up at the end of and could quite happily believe it always happens to him, but they edit out the blowing up before showing them on ITV

BOSS: You must follow the rules, Bond
BOND: Flagrantly ignores the rules and winks
BOSS: D'oh! also winking

I don't know if it helps or hinders, but Arthur Scargill (miner's leader during the 1980s strike) maintained his daughter was still authentically working class despite, or possibly because of, being a doctor

There's also a "I presume his fans have never heard The Laughing Gnome" bit

Actually, it's worse than "I never liked him", it's "can I shock you - I like Let's Dance, the album that none of his so-called fans like"