Simon HB
@norock.bsky.social
I'm gonna try hard this time not to touch the ground
Of course, back then we couldn't just make gifs out of those moments
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Of course, back then we couldn't just make gifs out of those moments
At any one time, there are around seven to eight thousand imposters pretending to be Number 10 staff trying to place off-the-record stories with political journalists
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At any one time, there are around seven to eight thousand imposters pretending to be Number 10 staff trying to place off-the-record stories with political journalists
This is what a reply guy phone looks like
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is what a reply guy phone looks like
Might treat myself to a Saint Etienne ringtone
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Might treat myself to a Saint Etienne ringtone
"Tesla without Elon is like pizza without cheese"
The cheese:
The cheese:
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"Tesla without Elon is like pizza without cheese"
The cheese:
The cheese:
Genuinely thought these were felt death stars to hang on your tree at first
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Genuinely thought these were felt death stars to hang on your tree at first
Today in 'random emails from US parties trying to fundraise' there's this absolute stonker from the Democrats, which misses out their biggest victory yesterday
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today in 'random emails from US parties trying to fundraise' there's this absolute stonker from the Democrats, which misses out their biggest victory yesterday
They know how to party in Brackley
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
They know how to party in Brackley
Michael's thread is interesting in its own right, but also worth noting this story downpage in the Telegraph spread he shares, as the UK internet firms, led by the unassailable Compuserve, pledge to ban access to porn, with Congress set to bring in a legal ban in the US.
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Michael's thread is interesting in its own right, but also worth noting this story downpage in the Telegraph spread he shares, as the UK internet firms, led by the unassailable Compuserve, pledge to ban access to porn, with Congress set to bring in a legal ban in the US.
Interesting choice of wording from the i, here, with the "impartial" paper suggesting that the end of Trump's power is something you "warn" against happening
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Interesting choice of wording from the i, here, with the "impartial" paper suggesting that the end of Trump's power is something you "warn" against happening
He's moving to Norfolk, Richard. While he'll have to cope with Andrew Sinclair sometimes doing the late shift on Look East, it's not like he's being dumped on Elba
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
He's moving to Norfolk, Richard. While he'll have to cope with Andrew Sinclair sometimes doing the late shift on Look East, it's not like he's being dumped on Elba
A couple of people thought my Antidepressants T-shirt was a costume rather than just what I happened to have on
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A couple of people thought my Antidepressants T-shirt was a costume rather than just what I happened to have on
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
Given the Tories are currently in a full-bloodied racism-off with Reform, either Liz Truss has a weird view of Blairism or this morning's Express is running an article she wrote sometime round the start of Cameron's first term
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Given the Tories are currently in a full-bloodied racism-off with Reform, either Liz Truss has a weird view of Blairism or this morning's Express is running an article she wrote sometime round the start of Cameron's first term
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
It's not enough to steal, you have to taunt them with your stolen goods, is it?
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It's not enough to steal, you have to taunt them with your stolen goods, is it?
YouGov's telly ratings might be slightly off as they seem to think Channel 4 dropped The Last Leg in favour of a radio programme instead
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
YouGov's telly ratings might be slightly off as they seem to think Channel 4 dropped The Last Leg in favour of a radio programme instead
"Who are you calling secret?"
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Who are you calling secret?"
FT's bold subscriber offer: kill the magic for yourself
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
FT's bold subscriber offer: kill the magic for yourself
Britain, in a panic, has to resort of analogue methods
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Britain, in a panic, has to resort of analogue methods
