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She/her shit a brick, I'm fucking 50 years old 😯 not bloody optimal. Wishing ill on JK Rowling
In case you needed another reason to love Pedro Pascal
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August 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Once again, the unsung heros of a music festival are the BSL interpreters on the accessibility platform signing lyrics such as "Imma fuck you like a whore now" by D block europe
August 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cats are evil and they've got knives in their feet
August 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
How to endear yourself to me as an artist i am unfamiliar with atva music festival: "Hi, my name is Conan Gray and today I am dressed as a pirate"
August 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fuck me she's so hot
August 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mid west princess will be on this stage in just a few short hours...
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just returned from fun pirate themed boat tour in Cyprus. With turtles.
August 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Bluesky is now allowing push notifications for profiles you follow 🔔
July 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Love it when I stay in a hotel and someone has left the smart tv logged into bbc iPlayer so I can put on a ton of ofmd and confuse the hell out of them next time they use iPlayer. Might even convert them
July 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I saw this at Glastonbury festival and tried to Ed and Stede ify it in my head but it just didn't work.

Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.
June 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Grumble, grumble, Rhys Darby doing tourist shit in my home town and I'm not home 😑
June 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not easy trying to take a photo from front row without feeling like a dick
June 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Respectfully. What the fuck is wrong with the people of Swindon? Just look at all that front row goodness going to waste!
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Having fancy as fuck tea and cake the day after a Rhys Darby gig is my new tradition
June 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thought they'd aged up Rhys by 5 years until I realised they were talking about Patton Oswalt
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Ooh, what do we think he's filming? (I checked, you can see this on unsubscribed substack so I'm not sharing anything I shouldn't). I hoped it might be Would I Lie to You he'd be brilliant on that. But that's filmed in London, as are most comedy panel shows. Could be 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?
June 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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London #WWDITS fans, you can see Jonny Brugh live as Deacon The Vampire: UNLIVE at the Soho Theatre June 27 + 28.
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June 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bad news. I don't have the early pre festival shifts when I'm working at Glastonbury.
Good news, now considering if I can sneaky in a cheeky 3rd Rhysie gig in Swindon. And if i can swing the childcare maybe a day ticket to the Gatwick con beforehand...
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Celebrating (?) the onset of my 50s with some fancy as fuck tea and cake
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Rhys did not disappoint. Joyful. Yes it's blurry, I panicked
June 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Where is the promo for Rhys's shows? He's here for a month, he should be on everything! The one show, breakfast telly, Sunday brunch, Loose Women all that stuff, where is he???
June 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I have 5 1 month trials of Rhys Darbys substack for anyone that would like one. He's just released a 15 minute video of the Australia tour so a good time to have a peek. You will need to share your email, I promise I am a real human!
May 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
@savernake.bsky.social hi netta, send me your email and I can add to the form 😉
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have 5 1 month trials of Rhys Darbys substack for anyone that would like one. He's just released a 15 minute video of the Australia tour so a good time to have a peek. You will need to share your email, I promise I am a real human!
May 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM