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She/her shit a brick, I'm fucking 50 years old 😯 not bloody optimal. Wishing ill on JK Rowling
Cats are evil and they've got knives in their feet
August 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Cats are evil and they've got knives in their feet
And what a cute pirate he is
August 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And what a cute pirate he is
Fuck me she's so hot
August 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fuck me she's so hot
Mid west princess will be on this stage in just a few short hours...
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Mid west princess will be on this stage in just a few short hours...
Just returned from fun pirate themed boat tour in Cyprus. With turtles.
August 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just returned from fun pirate themed boat tour in Cyprus. With turtles.
They were even mooching about in public areas not spending all the time backstage
July 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
They were even mooching about in public areas not spending all the time backstage
They did this shit for like 45 minutes. There are more shows
June 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They did this shit for like 45 minutes. There are more shows
I saw this at Glastonbury festival and tried to Ed and Stede ify it in my head but it just didn't work.
Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.
Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.
June 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I saw this at Glastonbury festival and tried to Ed and Stede ify it in my head but it just didn't work.
Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.
Meanwhile my FOTC brain thought, Murray wished he'd pitched this to Jemaine and Bret. Obviously Bret is in the crop top. I don't make the rules.
Not a castle
June 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not a castle
Grumble, grumble, Rhys Darby doing tourist shit in my home town and I'm not home 😑
June 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Grumble, grumble, Rhys Darby doing tourist shit in my home town and I'm not home 😑
Not easy trying to take a photo from front row without feeling like a dick
June 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not easy trying to take a photo from front row without feeling like a dick
Respectfully. What the fuck is wrong with the people of Swindon? Just look at all that front row goodness going to waste!
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Respectfully. What the fuck is wrong with the people of Swindon? Just look at all that front row goodness going to waste!
Having fancy as fuck tea and cake the day after a Rhys Darby gig is my new tradition
June 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Having fancy as fuck tea and cake the day after a Rhys Darby gig is my new tradition
Dan is getting so excited
June 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Dan is getting so excited
This guy is going however
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This guy is going however
Thought they'd aged up Rhys by 5 years until I realised they were talking about Patton Oswalt
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Thought they'd aged up Rhys by 5 years until I realised they were talking about Patton Oswalt
Ooh, what do we think he's filming? (I checked, you can see this on unsubscribed substack so I'm not sharing anything I shouldn't). I hoped it might be Would I Lie to You he'd be brilliant on that. But that's filmed in London, as are most comedy panel shows. Could be 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?
June 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ooh, what do we think he's filming? (I checked, you can see this on unsubscribed substack so I'm not sharing anything I shouldn't). I hoped it might be Would I Lie to You he'd be brilliant on that. But that's filmed in London, as are most comedy panel shows. Could be 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?
Celebrating (?) the onset of my 50s with some fancy as fuck tea and cake
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Celebrating (?) the onset of my 50s with some fancy as fuck tea and cake
I sneaked a few other snaps too, but first one i posted is my favourite (tummy!)
June 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I sneaked a few other snaps too, but first one i posted is my favourite (tummy!)
Rhys did not disappoint. Joyful. Yes it's blurry, I panicked
June 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Rhys did not disappoint. Joyful. Yes it's blurry, I panicked
This is my invite page waiting to be filled
May 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is my invite page waiting to be filled
This was security doing a flashmob to his solo Pyramid set earlier that day
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This was security doing a flashmob to his solo Pyramid set earlier that day
Is it just me pr is it looking kinda red here
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is it just me pr is it looking kinda red here