Tufty Club Henchman
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Tufty Club Henchman
@normalherbs.bsky.social
Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
“How did Noel Gallagher feel after Liam Gallagher shagged him?

He was pretty bummed.”

~Ainsley Harriott #quote
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I was very careful when teaching my son about sex. I made sure we used a condom.”

~Denise Welch #quote
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Nice picture of Simon Cowell.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nice picture of Bob Geldof.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nice picture of Elijah Wood.
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Smelling like fish made me a natural choice for a mermaid.”

~Daryl Hannah #quote
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Who remembers hedgehog flavoured crisps? I loved those.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
@mredbyrne.bsky.social When you accidentally hocked up a particularly minty phlegm nugget, did you leave on the side to dry, put it in a sweetie wrapper and give it to @daraobriain.bsky.social?
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“What did Santa say to the three prostitutes?

Ho, ho, ho!”

~Bobby Davro #quote
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Symbols and Sacrifice
by Sindaco

#Bandcamp #MentalGrooveRecords

Pretty epic. Great sound design and a deep journey.

mentalgroove.bandcamp.com/album/symbol...
Symbols and Sacrifice, by Sindaco
18 track album
mentalgroove.bandcamp.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Tufty Club Henchman
Hello folks! “Tragedy Plus Time” is now available to stream at edbyrne.com
May I humbly request you tell anyone you think might want to know. X
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“I used to hate facial hair, but then i grew on me.”

~Kemi Badenoch #quote
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Damn, they sold out…
keziefoods.co.uk/product/exot...
Horse, Quarter Pounders, 2 in a 228g pack – Kezie Foods
keziefoods.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I hope this isn’t up its own arse.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“The best thing about old people is sucking their facial warts when you go to kiss them.”

~Uma Thurman #quote
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@mredbyrne.bsky.social As he slept, did you ever put a piece of sweetcorn in @daraobriain.bsky.social’s belly button?
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.”

~June Sarpong #quote
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever secretly injected bleach in the fruit of @daraobriain.bsky.social’s fruit bowl?
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nice picture of Quentin Tarantino.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
”Findus crispy pancakes tonight!”

~Stacey Solomon #quote
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Tufty Club Henchman
In a major breakthrough in human tissue replication, for the first time ever a 3D-printed cornea has been transplanted onto a legally blind patient's…
3D-printed cornea restores sight in a legally blind patient for the first time
In a major breakthrough in human tissue replication, for the first time ever a 3D-printed cornea has been transplanted onto a legally blind patient's eye, successfully restoring their sight.
newatlas.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nice picture of Bradley Walsh.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"My perfect aid. It's both a walking stick and a dildo."

~Bonnie Tyler #quote
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@mredbyrne.bsky.social Have you ever invited @daraobriain.bsky.social round for chicken and served him @mrrickygervais.bsky.social's cat?
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“What do you call a drug addled giant lizard?

A crackodile.“

~Joan Collins #quote
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM