Tufty Club Henchman
LightNews LightNews
normalherbs.bsky.social
Tufty Club Henchman
@normalherbs.bsky.social
160 followers 130 following 670 posts
Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
Posts Replies Media Videos
normalherbs.bsky.social
“How did Noel Gallagher feel after Liam Gallagher shagged him?

He was pretty bummed.”

~Ainsley Harriott #quote
Lenny Henry
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I was very careful when teaching my son about sex. I made sure we used a condom.”

~Denise Welch #quote
Pam St Clement
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Simon Cowell.
Nick Knowles.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Bob Geldof.
Clint Eastwood
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Elijah Wood.
Rachel Maddow
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“Smelling like fish made me a natural choice for a mermaid.”

~Daryl Hannah #quote
Michelle Pfeiffer
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“What did Santa say to the three prostitutes?

Ho, ho, ho!”

~Bobby Davro #quote
Craig McLachlan
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I used to hate facial hair, but then i grew on me.”

~Kemi Badenoch #quote
June Sarpong
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“The best thing about old people is sucking their facial warts when you go to kiss them.”

~Uma Thurman #quote
Shirley Manson
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.”

~June Sarpong #quote
Diane-Louise Jordan
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Quentin Tarantino.
Robin Williams
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
”Findus crispy pancakes tonight!”

~Stacey Solomon #quote
Donatella Versace
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Bradley Walsh.
Conan O’Brian
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
"My perfect aid. It's both a walking stick and a dildo."

~Bonnie Tyler #quote
Gemma Collins
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“What do you call a drug addled giant lizard?

A crackodile.“

~Joan Collins #quote
Betty White
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I love it when my farts smell like rubber.”

~Cheryl Cole #quote
Eva Mendes
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“Why did the nun always wear a headdress?

It was just a habit.”

~Peter Andre #quote
Antonio Banderas
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“What’s the same backwards as it is forwards and swings in the jungle?

A tarzanagram”

~Kelly Brook
Danni Behr
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“Why do I smell like raw pastry?”

~Mark Ronson #quote
Pierce Brosnan
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
Nice picture of Tom Selleck.
Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I don’t go for any of this tomato juice nonsense when it comes to my Bloody Marys - I use real blood.”

~Vanessa Feltz #quote
Gemma Collins
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“You know it’s a good day when you’re urine smells smoky.”

~Jodie Kidd #quote
Kate Winslet
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“My nose doesn’t make protective boogers anymore due to my cocaine use.

I import British pork pies and use the jelly to put up my nostrils instead.

You gotta do what you gotta do.”

~Elliot Gould #quote
Peter Frampton
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I started with courgettes, went on to cucumbers, now I’m all the way up to marrows.”

~ Linda Robson. #quote
Pam St. Clement
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
normalherbs.bsky.social
“I like to throw a few moth wings into my salad.”

~Maggie Philbin #quote
Judy Finnigan
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM