Sent a big important work email this morning that started off with "Goof Afternoon" and I am being roasted in Teams (new). Don't let anyone tell you email jobs are easy or low stakes

Pickens trying to fight a fan is a TNF all time moment

Phoenician glass bead in the shape of a dog’s head (6th-4th century BCE)

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ALRIGHT

Something that's starting to really annoy me is headlines claiming that AI is "doing" things, like denying people healthcare or detaining sex workers at the border. No, people are still doing that, they're just using AI specifically to avoid being blamed for it

We already know who did it though

99% of aspiring gangsters give up minutes before the boss says he likes their moxie

"Who is Janet?" — George Santos, when texted about Janet Yellen

Look, all we’ve gotta do in Order to form a more perfect Union is establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity

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