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Jordan Meiller
@noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
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Writer (https://certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (https://soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.
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Bonus Track: The vocal trumpet is just so charming.

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I Want To Listen (Demo), by The Beths
from the album Expert In A Dying Field (Deluxe)
thebethsnz.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Conclusion of Part 2: Not as enthusiastic about this batch but still some good ones, "Busby Berkeley Dreams" was definitely the highlight.
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 35: I think the sax sold me.

livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com/track/lets-p...
Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits // Jake Bellissimo (feat. Acadia), by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 34: Not sure this works.

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For We Are the King of the Boudoir // Brittle Brian, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 33: Meh.

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Parades Go By // Witch Bomb, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Track 32: Alas, no.

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The Book of Love // bedbug, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 31: I like it. Surprisingly layered.

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Busby Berkeley Dreams // Dark Tones, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 30: It works.

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It's a Crime // Members of Mean Siders, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 29: Meh. I mean it's very similar to the original and I like the original better.

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Love in the Shadows // Bunny Boy, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 28: I'm not sure the song is served by all the added bells and whistles.

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Roses // Wet Mut, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 27: It works.

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I Shatter // Tomemitsu, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 26: It works.

livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com/track/strang...
Strange Eyes // Laser Background, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 25: Mix gets a little muddy but not that bad.

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(Crazy for You But) Not That Crazy // Bluffs, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 24: The music's fine but I hate the mix.

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The Death of Ferdinand De Saussure // Special Moves, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 23: I keep meaning to listen to more illuminati hotties. I like this one.

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The Way You Say Good-Night // illuminati hotties, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 22: Meh.

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Zebra // Meh, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Track 21: Fun.

livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com/track/winae-...
Wi'Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget // Krissanthemum, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 20: I like it.

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Very Funny // Fajjr+Ali, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 19: I feel like it's somewhat contradictory to build this song on a loop............what's the music version of ludonarrative dissonance?

livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com/track/love-i...
Love is Like Jazz // The Paris Buns, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 18: Meh.

livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com/track/boa-co...
Boa Constrictor // Dougie Poole, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Track 17: I don't know. Maybe?

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You're My Only Home // Dev John, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Track 16: Usually I like Palehound. Not so much this time.

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I Can't Touch You Anymore // Palehound, by Living Statue Records
from the album You Can Sing Me Anything: A Tribute to 69 Love Songs
livingstatuerecords.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Alright, I slept in late yesterday, but it's time for part 2.
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM