Jordan Meiller
@noplotr.certainofeventualfailure.com
Writer (https://certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (https://soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.
In a similar vein, one of my favorites (the composition of this panel is perfection):
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
In a similar vein, one of my favorites (the composition of this panel is perfection):
From Natasha Ochshorn’s piece on Pluribus in the latest issue of Unwinnable. I was skimming this one because I haven’t watched yet and I’m not sure if I want spoilers, but this sentence made me zoom in so fast.
February 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
From Natasha Ochshorn’s piece on Pluribus in the latest issue of Unwinnable. I was skimming this one because I haven’t watched yet and I’m not sure if I want spoilers, but this sentence made me zoom in so fast.
The top 13 are the only ones that should count as those are the ones I’ve played, but I was curious where I’d end up in terms of interest in the the ones I haven’t played. GTA IV over RE4 was just instinct because of my supposed aversion to horror, I actually would rather play anything than GTA.
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The top 13 are the only ones that should count as those are the ones I’ve played, but I was curious where I’d end up in terms of interest in the the ones I haven’t played. GTA IV over RE4 was just instinct because of my supposed aversion to horror, I actually would rather play anything than GTA.
I am officially a multimedia artist. Toying with the title "Soul Meets Body" for the reference but that might be too pretentious.
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I am officially a multimedia artist. Toying with the title "Soul Meets Body" for the reference but that might be too pretentious.
Well I’m not entirely sure what to do with my life now.
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Well I’m not entirely sure what to do with my life now.
Start the year as you mean to go on.
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Start the year as you mean to go on.
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December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Some of these are more album titles than band names
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Some of these are more album titles than band names
Gonna go see Jockeyed Plowboys open for Causticly Highschool
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gonna go see Jockeyed Plowboys open for Causticly Highschool
Was showing my roommate the list and found some more
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Was showing my roommate the list and found some more
Ok some of these might be poems
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ok some of these might be poems
r/bandnames eating well tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
r/bandnames eating well tonight.
Still though.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Still though.
That being said it only takes 720p and I think the light sensor is dying.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That being said it only takes 720p and I think the light sensor is dying.
Every time I break out my 14-year-old point-and-shoot I look at the preview on the on-board screen and think "I need a new camera" and then I look at the photos on my computer and think "well, 'need' is a strong word."
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every time I break out my 14-year-old point-and-shoot I look at the preview on the on-board screen and think "I need a new camera" and then I look at the photos on my computer and think "well, 'need' is a strong word."
Truly "Creep" is a song for all seasons.
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Truly "Creep" is a song for all seasons.
I always love flipping through Palladium books because you never know what you’re gonna find. Today found this illustration from Scott Johnson where he made his signature diegetic. Neat!
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I always love flipping through Palladium books because you never know what you’re gonna find. Today found this illustration from Scott Johnson where he made his signature diegetic. Neat!
Not to steal @logonlog.bsky.social ‘s bit, but I mean:
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not to steal @logonlog.bsky.social ‘s bit, but I mean:
The Fauxgiving dinner (all the elements of a traditional Thanksgiving meal but in non-traditional forms). See if you can guess where everything is then see the alt text for the answers.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Fauxgiving dinner (all the elements of a traditional Thanksgiving meal but in non-traditional forms). See if you can guess where everything is then see the alt text for the answers.
I couldn't sleep because I was thinking about <redacted>* so I got up and opened my computer to try to distract myself and then ended up spending the next 2.5 hours mostly still thinking about <redacted>* and only just now did I process that that entire time I was sitting in front of this image.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I couldn't sleep because I was thinking about <redacted>* so I got up and opened my computer to try to distract myself and then ended up spending the next 2.5 hours mostly still thinking about <redacted>* and only just now did I process that that entire time I was sitting in front of this image.