Noodles in bio
@noodlesinbio.bsky.social
I write all my own emails. Sorry, there are no noodles, I lied
It's methamptonshire, actually
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's methamptonshire, actually
I turn my volume up when my wife or the doctor needs to call me
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I turn my volume up when my wife or the doctor needs to call me
Kennothy implies the existence of Timeth
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Kennothy implies the existence of Timeth
Not getting shot with a gun certainly hurts for way longer
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Not getting shot with a gun certainly hurts for way longer
Correct answer(s)
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Correct answer(s)
Toshiro Mifune and it's not close
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Toshiro Mifune and it's not close
It's a great joke please take my en réalité as an envious homage
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It's a great joke please take my en réalité as an envious homage
en réalité ça se prononce... [stumbles into guillotine]
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
en réalité ça se prononce... [stumbles into guillotine]
Digging lower they reach the Furby epoch
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Digging lower they reach the Furby epoch
Also an elder millennial. I was just taught by all authorities that The Beatles were the best band ever and believed it because there was supporting evidence
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Also an elder millennial. I was just taught by all authorities that The Beatles were the best band ever and believed it because there was supporting evidence
Or they're waiting for the ice to freeze so they can commence round 2 of their lethal duel: the death plunge. Which is also what roommates would do tbf
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Or they're waiting for the ice to freeze so they can commence round 2 of their lethal duel: the death plunge. Which is also what roommates would do tbf
As in: we've scheduled you for a Cardi B at 2 o'clock this afternoon
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
As in: we've scheduled you for a Cardi B at 2 o'clock this afternoon