Toshiro Mifune and it's not close

Cheering the Blue Jays on from London (England) too. Bought my cap just before they took the AL East lead, and I'm taking personal credit for everything that's happened since. Watching them win so joyfully has helped me through a tough year

Sure if you ask a watchdog they're gonna say that

Sure I'll take a chance on your £12 vein laser, 116 people can't be wrong

Fun thing about being a homeowner is when you find unidentified bits of metal lying around and have no idea if they fell off a child's toy or if they're the component that stops your gas boiler exploding

Anyone need any...

To dust you shall return

Donald Trump is evil, narcissistic and regressive, but sometimes, just sometimes, I get where he's coming from

These are my freezer's Frozen Zones. Status of the other zones is unclear.

Le Chat Noir, starring Prince Montgomery

The true story emerges

This tablet case has unusual insights into the tragedy of alcoholism

This tree just can't even

I've reached level 2 'Little Shop of Horrors' in my self taught latte art course

Yes, goddammit, they are